Fuck I need to kill my wife

You may not see much of me for a while.

 

Way to not leave a trail, bro.

Make sure to let us all know when the baby is due, ok?

 

I didn't kill anybody, I just don't have it in me anymore.

 

no guts, no glory. :biggrin:

 

Pussy.

 

I'm just amazed a female actually choose to marry Smokey.

 

Chose, she already chose to marry him, choose is something you do in the present.

So smokey, what happened to cause the tustle?

 

Think about it

If the marriage is worth saving then stop the fighting but if your fighting all the time then WTF? Separate unless there are children involved then if that is the case then do what is right for them.

Take a look at your vows was it something like "To kick each others ass and make each other miserable till death do us part"?

What did she do anyways? Max out the credit cards and fuckup all the bills? That's what most fights are about money.

 

Just do it already you'll be the better man for it.

 

That's why if I ever get married, we are going to be dirt poor.
The only thing we will fight about is my wife being a skanky whore.

 

Now there is a plan! :biggrin:

 

That's not really a fight though. Unless she snowballs you with someone else's snow.