HAPPY BIRTH DAY NAUSESOES

yayy you are as old as I am now.

 

shit I spelled it wrong ... drunkish

Have a good one

Birthday that is, and bowel movement

 

I posted that last night, before bed, and now I look at it and it sucks.

 

Happy birthday pukey!

 

Thanks guys. That's more than I got from my husband. He didn't say shit except that school starts for him today.

 

Many Splatty Returns, Nausesoes!

 

Happy Birthday Mrs. Nauseous!

 

Happy birthday to Kelly and Rhonda!

Silly bitches.

 

I give Pukey this http://www.recipezaar.com/Kroger-Traditional-Pumpkin-Pie-339992

and bigmama this http://www.venusian.com/picture_library/sitepreviews/300/Scat_Hell.jpg

enjoy , bitches

 

Ewww... should have known not to click on a link that had scat hell, but part of me thought that maybe it was a ruse. :redface:

But Cousin Geri, your present to me was very thoughtful. Thank you very much.

 

nice.

well I hope you had a good Bday...

my mom just called me 5 minutes ago to tell me happy birthday ... 2 days late. and she saw me on my real birthday.

it sucks getting older, no gifts...

 

How do you feel about powdered doughnuts?



It does suck. I just buy myself what I want. Then I can get it when I want, if my wife lets me......

Anybody want a honda accord???

 

I do the same... but if I buy myself something selfish/stupid/unneeded.. I feel guilty. Like if I buy myself new makeup... I have to buy Evan a new toy.

I have not bought myself anything in while. I think I need to .

 

Yep, sounds like you need to get yourself a nice Bday present.

 

happy barfday, if I had your number I owuld call for some phone bone

 

It was my birthday too, you know.

 

yes.. sorry I forgot ...

I wish I had a scanner. for my 4th Bday my mom did a home made version of this cake

http://www.kids-birthday-party-guide.com/images/barbie-cake.jpg

it was so homely, and she used a whole barbie.. white icing, and BROWN chocolate trim and flowers.

the funniest is a pic of me licking the icing (innocently) but it looks sooo bad, I am spreading the legs into a split.. getting the cake part that was on the inside of her legs.

its one of our family favorites . I was mad the BDay... my mom made me wear my hair stupid.

 

Damnit. You have to get a scanner. I was just thinking about a picture of me with this retarded big smile holding "Western Barbie". Remember her? She had that blue eye shadow eye that blinked when you moved that switch on her back? She had the best hair of any Barbie I ever owned, but her eye was fucked up like she had a stroke.

 

Goddamnit... She's worth like 60 bucks now.



I remember trying to dig off that droopy eyelid because it looked so bad.

 

Yeah, she looked like Judith Light.

I dated a guy who cross dressed in her attire.