I swear, I will be installing air raid horns in place of vents in my attic ASAP. Damn neighbor complains about my music one evening, and shoots BBs from his porch a week prior? Someone will not sleep tonight.
I only remember "Poison" and "Do Me". They still around? And I remember some song where they were like, "Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD" Was that Motown Philly, Boyz II Men? Now I got that song Poison in my head. Thanks.
ABC BBD>.. kinda funny. my nigga lovin friend calls... big black dick - BBD ewww we better get back on topic.. Lomo will be pissed that his thread was turned into a Bell Biv Devo / big black dick thread Take a dump and put it at their door... when they leave ina hurry for work the next morning... hehe dodo .
They called tha laws on me. I'm fucking serious, though. Air raid sirens. Maybe even a wireless remote control, so I can stand outside and watch their lights turn on one at a time. This is the same bitch that has the little fucking Dino poodle. I've left a present for them, though. Sometime today, they might discover ten pounds of rotting pork loin within sniffing distance from their patio. By the time they see what it is that's stinking up the place, it'll resemble that damn poodle if it were left in a bear trap for a few weeks. Now that I think of it, I should've put a collar around one end of the damn thing. Maybe I still will. That oughta fuck with 'em. "Rapscallions, Inc."
Not really... I gave the cops a chance to leave the area before I turned it up all the way on some NIN Downward Spiral remixes. Oh, and you have to love shooting blanks, too.
Are you kidding? You'd be over all the time! As long as you don't toss branches over your fence into my yard, visibly take pride in your yip-yap dog barking at the fence at me while I'm in my own goddamn yard, or accuse me of being the asshole a few weeks ago with the loud music when I wasn't even in town, then call the cops on me the first time you can barely hear my music on a Sunday evening... We'll be cool. Otherwise: Save yourself the sorrow and MOVE NOW.
I think Lomo has alterior motives for wanting you to move near him. None of which involve yards, or dogs, or loud music. Unless he's jamming to 'informer' in his reggae outfit.
Someone today suggested going to a truck stop and buying a train horn. That's not a bad idea, but I either need something to run on AC, or hope it runs off the cranking amps of a portable battery jump-start device.
That's not just targeted to her though. That's like when the teacher punished the whole class for one kid. It's not fair to your other neighbors.
Lomo, I think they make a car charger type device that you can hook it up to. I had a friend that did that back in the day. Apparently he didnt want to buy a stereo so he took a car cd player, and a bunch of car speakers and made his own. The charger he had was set up with 'twist on' plugs, so I guess you could buy longer 'jumper cables' but he just took them off and wired it to the stereo and amp. He smoked a lot of weed.
