Good way to tell if someone is hung

When they wear baggy clothes? This guy is sweating me hardcore... giving me gifts like hairbrushes and microphones... says my voice is 'bitchin' and he wants me to join his band. My experience has always been that magicians... I mean musicians were not hung.

 

neither are veterinarians...

you know who is always well hung... nerdy , dorky looking, quiet guys.
My first husband was well hung. but booooring.
I will take a small penis with a personality any day over a big dick.

and guys with big dicks are always losers.

 

notice... none of the men want to comment on this...

 

Well, I have a good job and insurance, so I guess me and my 'inch' worm will be over in another thread.

 

It worked for my wife.

 

your wife has a small penis?

 

She has several, in a small box under her bed or on a necklace.

 

Sure, mine once every other month or so.

 

awww I am sorry Mr. Havoc... would like to be added to "BIGMAMA's favorite pornos of the week" email list? Some are sure to help you out in those needy times..... and yet some will help you throw up. I will also take your likes/dislikes into consideration... just ask phatboy... before he knew me, he a hard time finding tranny scat clips.

 

Homewrecker is a skanky ass whore. Why do you care if a guy well hung or not, you have NO vagina.

and Bigfatassmama, come on and tell the truth, you are so fat, you have to have a guy with a huge dick to make to your vagina, it is so deep in the fat rolls.

I swear this forum is full of a bunch of nasty freaks. We have a talking Barbie doll, a fat southern lady having a miscarriage, a gun crazed maniac, an OCD germaphobe, a Jesus political freak. What the fuck is wrong with this place?

 

I like Turtles!

 

Helluva family, ain't it? God bless us, every one.

Oh, I forgot, I am the smarmy apathetic quasi-liberal military officer.

 

poor phatboy was left out.

 

Yeah, I was thinking "what a bunch of weirdos. Thank god for the bitchy, spastic guy who sticks knitting needles in his vagina(?)."

 

yeah that took a bit character from Facts of Life... with cerebral palsy

 

You forgot to mention Sybil.

 

who is that, I thought she was mentioned...

 

Sorry I was not as popular as Blair, Joe, the little darkie on skates, or even the fat chick.
I did bang George Clooney back before he was popular.

 

yea I heard he banged the olsen twins before they were famous too.

 

What about Andy Moffet?

And you were written off the show at that point.