ER is gross

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Jul 28, 2009.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Spent hours in the ER last night (not for me)... saw two drunks who had been in a fight, a guy who had been shot in the leg and all kinds of trash. I was so sickened... I came home, wiped disinfectant on my seats, steering wheel, pedals, floor mats, left my shoes on the porch, took my clothes off at the door and threw them in the washer, took a shower, wiped my purse with cleaner (YES, purse) and when I woke up, my voice was gone and I feel like I am getting swiney sick. What the super fuck? :eek:
     
  2. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Pukey I do not think that your sick but I do think you need help.
     
  3. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    yeah you dont get sick that quick...


    how you feeling now.
     
  4. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I can see the tombstone now:

    R.I.P. Pukey: 1970's - 2009.
    "Nobody believed her when she cried wolf"

    All kidding aside, I'm sure she's fine, but I just hope she remembered to use nonoxynol-9 while disinfecting.
     
  5. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    I always liked that one.
     
  6. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I do want that on my headstone.

    I thought about going on that show "Obsessed" on A&E, but I am too paranoid that some scary pervert with a penchant for mismatched features will stalk me.

    I am nauseated and have a headache today and I am tired as fuck.

    How is everyone else feeling? Tell me what ails you!
     

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  7. Cousin Geri

    Cousin Geri New Member

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    I have a crick in my neck today.
     
  8. Robman97

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    My shoulders go numb while at work, is that bad?
     
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  10. phatboy

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    If you never get promoted from 'pivot' man in the 'jack shack' you will continue to have shoulder pain.


    :)
     
  11. GAS

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    You know I've been sorta think this recently, you really do sound like you have some problems going on there Pukey.

    I can see your next thread being "I saw a fly in my house today" and open to find that you pressure washed the inside of your house and soaked all your furniture in bleach.
     
  12. Nauseous

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    Oh, no none of that will happen since I put everything in plastic. ;)

    Seriously, I know I have a little OCD going on. I don't do rituals or anything... just annoy people with it.

    All that will go away when I met Haim. He will cure me.
     
  13. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    but he looks pretty germy ... just make sure you put him in a plastic bag.
     
  14. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Maybe he has the good kind of germs? I wonder if I could get a buzz drinking his sweat?
     

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