Get off my back. You all hate me because my body defies gravity and I can wear nothing a rhinestone choker, Elmo's skin, Bobby Trendy's sunglasses and a guitar and look sexy.
You can't play the guitar. And that's not even you. The hair is not ratty enough and doesn't have semen flaked all up in it. But I could see you wearing Elmo's skin.
The wife is going in to get everything removed. No more serious business and visits from what was turning out to be her monthly friend recently turned bi-weekly friend. All fun and games on her playground. I can hardly wait no more "my pussy hurts" crutch.
There is like a 6 week recovery time on that Joe, so the playground is going to be shut down for a while. Plus the swelling makes it different, so be smart and wait.
It also sends them into early menopause Joe. You'll see it is like four years of PMS, and the crazies all mixed up into one big ball of neurotic behavior. Good luck.
The estrogen shot and pills arent balanced so mood swings are fun! It's like being married to a BiPolar Schizophrenic - on meth. Sweet!
Yes, in the immortal words of my grandfather, "boy, all women are crazy". Truer words have never been spoken.
