I just dont want to see you running around on my lawn naked again. The neighbors havent stopped complaining about the last time.
Your neighbors are dicks. We all know what happened to my cousins last winter for streaking through the neighborhood. R.I.P. Destiney and Charity
And Dustin. I can't forget about my ex boyfriend Dustin. We might have had something but now we'll never know.
I woke up with a stiff neck and Huey Lewis's Power of Love stuck in my head. AND it was like 59 degrees in the house. But I did make a picture-worthy turd this morning, so it hasn't been all bad. Song is still stuck in my head though.
That one didn't get photographed. I got in trouble last time I did that and showed my husband. I was like, "Look what I made at work today!" and he got all pissed off.
I would have looked and been impressed. A picture is fine. There is no smell factor involved. He was mad even more grossed out by the fact that there was no tp in the pic. I wanted a totally unobstructed view and I think TP would have been tacky and gross.