Peeing in public pool

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Jul 9, 2009.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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  2. GAS

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    I'm surprised you actually ever leave your house.


    The chemicals in pools are a thousand times worse then piss anyways. It's a moot point.
     
  3. BIGMAMA

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    I went rafting down the Chattanooga river one time. and everyone thought I was gross for getting out of the raft (at a calm area) to take a dump in the water. Now it was not an easy task...kinda strange holding onto a raft and shitting as people laugh at you and pull out cameras... not something I am proud of, but better then shitting in spandex like shorts... thankfully it was not a floater.

    I must admit , I have peed in pools, many... but I have a peeing problem... hell I peed in my pants today at Target.. I sneezed - I would say about 10-15 MLs came out. . . I guess Layne Giant needs to make a fat girl diaper.

    public pools are gross... I think about the sweaty butholes and arm pits , and juicy cooters getting cleaned out in the water.
     
  4. Nauseous

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    That cracked me up. I think pooping in water would be weird. Actually it is kind of intriguing. I should go shit in my bathtub. :)

    That's what I think about public pools. Shedded skin, pubic hair, sweat, urine, feces. I know piss is sterile, but I don't like the thought of swimming in it. I remember being at the pool when I was a kid.. one of the few times because I grew up on the river and swam in that filthy shit for years and years. I'm probably fucked up for life from the Ohio River, but anyway... at the pool one time, there were turds floating on the water. That was my last trip there... I just went back to swimming with corpses. That is what always freaked me out about the river... it's so brown and you can't see anything. Every time something would touch me, I would think it was a dead body.
     
  5. Piggy Piggy

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    I make it a point to always pee when I'm in a pool. I just love that warm feeling that envelops you beneath the midriff...if but for a moment. (<--insert serene looking smiley here)
     
  6. ucicare

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    Human urine is not sterile. Not even close.
     
  7. Schmed

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    Yeah, believe me, Barry knows!
     
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  9. battlesausage

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    In Cuba at a resort there was a wasted guy sitting at the pool bar. From the deck you could see dark piss hovering around his waist. Fucking savages. I would never go in a pool that has a bar. You may as well swim in a fucking toilet.
     
  10. phatboy

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    Bigmama, if you were in the Chatooga you could have just went up on the trails. We did the rapids there and they had 'areas' for breaks. It was a 5 hour rafting trip that I really enjoyed, but the scary part was thinking 'what if I need to take a shit?' so much that I didnt eat lunch when we stopped (thats usually a trigger for me).

    Its over in N. Georgia in Dillard. Stayed at the Dillard House and rafted all day saturday.
     
  11. Joeslogic

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    Now thats my kinds of summer fun gtreally.
     
  12. Joeslogic

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    Barry I thought youy wer tr dead. I left you an message I was in Biluxy and no never answered tour message
     
  13. Joeslogic

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    this typing shit shucks im outs her e .
     
  14. Fat-N-Sassy

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    Do yoe smeall bernt toast?
     
  15. ucicare

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    Not dead, just way way to busy.

    I NEVER check my messages. Sorry.
     
  16. vogelzmr

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    I go pee in the pool almost every day lol. I am a competitive swimmer so i spend a lot of time in the pool and its just a pain in the ass to get out and use the bathroom.
     
  17. Homewrecker

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    You should join my pool.

     
  18. phatboy

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    Is that a wave pool? Do you have to bring your own float?
     
  19. Homewrecker

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    The Huxtables provide everything.
     
  20. phatboy

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    Theo and Rudy?
     

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