I had a dream

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Jun 5, 2009.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    that Lomo put his crotch in my face (that was it and it was clothed) and then he started acting like he was Tom Cruise in Cocktail making drinks and dancing. He was throwing away my clothes but keeping my underwear and I kept trying to remember what his mom's name was and he wouldn't tell me.
     
  2. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Freud would have a field day with that one.

    You shouldnt eat strange foods before bed. Or you are on some good meds.
     
  3. Nauseous

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    It was weird. It was like a hotel room (swanky) bed and at the end you pulled out a piece of board and it was like a bar and he started making drinks and dancing but he was on his knees so it looked funny. I think strobe lights were going off and music was playing... funny thing is I have never seen Cocktail.

    Then we were in an alley or outside of a house and all of my clothes were in trashbags and he was putting them in new trashbags except for the underwear and I was like, "Those are my period underwear, look they are all stained!" But when I looked at the crotches, they were all nice so I kept them.

    During this time I was trying to remember what his mom's name was and he wouldn't tell me so I was like, "Whatever. I will find it", so I look it up on the internet, but the internet turned out to be a book and her name and picture were in it and a short bio and she turned out to be one of those weird artsy people, so I figured she was crazy. Then we are inside and she is looking for her "brown bread" and I told her that I threw it away and that she could have some of my "white bread".

    That's about all I can remember right now.

     
  4. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    arnt dreams fun.

    I dreamed one time that everyone on fugly was Dwaine.. you were all fake screen names. ... could happen. might be real.

    I did not sleep last night
     
  5. Homewrecker

    Homewrecker New Member

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    I had a dream that Lomo tried to shove my entire body up his ass.
     
  6. phatboy

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    That would be funny. You are the only real person here, everyone else is one of Jefe's alter egos.....
     
  7. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    not Jefe... Dwaine.

    I think it could be true.... to an extent. maybe only like 3 people.
     
  8. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg New Member

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    I've met more than 3 people here. So there has to be more than that.
     
  9. Cousin Geri

    Cousin Geri New Member

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    like that time you took me to Burger King, and to the dumpster outside of Burger King


    caaaalllll meeeeee
     
  10. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Damn... I see the GHB is wearing off sooner than expected.
     
  11. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Ive seen that video, that was retarded.
     
  12. whowantstoknow

    whowantstoknow New Member

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    Me too. But then I went home!
     

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