Racist?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by BIGMAMA, May 11, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    I got a call from a ghetto slangin black guy... talking about his dog's ears. Went on forever, I tell him I can not diagnose an ear over the phone, it could an ear infection, yeast, earmites... bla bla bla..

    I think when he was asking worst case senerio - like needing to be sedated and have a deep ear cleaning... he did not know how much it weighed... and I guessed it was pit, to tell him how much it would be.. anyway somehow in the conversation I said "Is it a Pit Bull?"

    he blew up ..
    "That is racist... why would you ax if he was a pit...racist redneck"

    I kinda saved myself by saying "Oh I talked to guy with the same problem a few days ago, I thought you were him-he had a pit... sorry.... so what breed is he? "

    "He is an American Pit Bull"

    Oh of course I figured it was not neutered... so I said "is he neutered?" he said "hell no! and he aint gonna get neutered"
    "well sir you can check our website for our rules, we only treat and vaccinate pets that are already spayed/neutered... or being fixed at the same time- with the exception of pets under 3 months old"

    he freaked out calling every name in the book. I just sat here laughing... then he started threatening me. I continued to laugh and look his phone number up on the internet...
    my reply ...

    "Well thank you sir for your input and lovey recording of you threatening me, I will alert the police and let them hear this... "

    "fuck you bitch I am gonna find out where you stay..."

    well sir I live about 40 miles from you... you are at _____________{said the address, including zip code} CORRECT?

    he starts saying Im sorry, and being real sweet. teehee

    I found it funny that I was racist for AXING if it was pit... and I was right.
     
  2. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Yeah, the people who run their mouths aren't the ones that ever do anything. It's the quiet ones that you gotta worry about. People are always brave on the phone. I get messages left here at work on the phone that are nasty complaining about our hours and cussing and stuff.

    People who won't fix their animals shouldn't own them.
     
  3. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    You should have asked the caller if he was Mike Vick.
     
  4. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    I really wanted to tell him,

    "no sir, I am not racist.. I am psychic... I had a feeling it was an un neutered pit, I also have a feeling you have brown eyes... and you ate fried chicken and watermelon last night, You dont pay your child support, and you wear your pants baggy... oh an you like rap music"
     
  5. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    hee hee u r a racist.....
     
  6. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    not racist - I do not hate a person based on their color - However I do hate ghetto niggas... but I also hate ignorant rednecks

    I however hate old people.
     
  7. Cousin Geri

    Cousin Geri New Member

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    dose are vary bad dings to say. You shoud wuv airybody.
     
  8. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    Ok so 70 year old wheelchair grannies and cerebral palsy cousin.... you guys suck at creating new personalities
     

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