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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Homewrecker, May 8, 2009.

  1. Homewrecker

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    Saw them on the Today show this morning. I decided I'd fuck two of them and punch the rest in the face, except for the one with the monkey mouth. I can't remember when I had my last tetanus shot.



    The one on the right in the black and white and the queer in the middle in the blue and white.
     
  2. Homewrecker

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    Guess I should have been more specific. I'd fuck the guy on the far right and that fag in the middle.
     
  3. BIGMAMA

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    eeewww . yeah I would have posted that as "Homewrecker" as well. :p

    If I HAD to fuck one of them ... like forced, do or die.... or offered a large amount of money..

    I would have to say the monkey face one... only because he is the only one that does not look like a kid. The other dorks look like they have about as much testosterone as a 12 year old. At least monkey boy looks like a man.... I can even picture the other ones banging a chick.

    oh and if I had to fuck a Backstreet Boy ...
    it would be this one...


    actually I am pretty sure I would fuck him, without force or money. However, force and money would make it more fun.

    oh and that is not a good pic of him... and I am no way a fan of his music...
     
  4. BIGMAMA

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    here he is cuter.

     
  5. Cheezedawg

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    isnt that Fat-One?
     
  6. BullGod666

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    he looks like a pickle sniffer to me.
     
  7. BIGMAMA

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    I like meaty men. ... not huge fat ass men with boobs larger than mine, but meaty Brawny men.




    those skinny 28" waist, metro sexual men with contemporary furniture- make me sick.
     
  8. Homewrecker

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    I dated a guy that looked like that Backstreet boy. His features were more narrow, but similar.

    I used to like guys who had some chub on them, but now I like them thin. I have to agree with Nauseous and her obession with Justin Theroux.

    He's a fucking god.



    That dark hair and tight little bod with hairy arms. The furry brow and those dorky glasses are HOT.

     
  9. Nauseous

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    Stay away. I saw him first.
     
  10. BIGMAMA

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    both of you can have the metrosexuals that write songs and poems and have fancy cell phones and get manicures... I will take the manly men that fix stuff and will not use my facial cleaners and lotions... A real man uses bar soap and cheap shampoo, and deodorant from Walmart.

    funny thing, I never dated (long term) a guy like this... Hell the Arab called me while I was just at the mall to ask if I would pick him up his Armani Aqua Di deodorant at Dillards ...fuckin foreign faggit
     
  11. Homewrecker

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    I don't like metrosexuals. I would like a nice fit construction worker guy who can fix shit but isn't a redneck. The problem is the guy you are describing doesn't exist anymore. You would have to date someone our parent's age. Those kind of guys are a rare breed and kind of antique-like. You can see a guy who might look tough and butch, but the motherfucker wouldn't know how to change the air filter in your car or switch out an electrical outlet or hang drywall. And the ones that do, that is usually their occupation and they have no desire to do that shit in their free time so it doesn't get done.
     
  12. Cheezedawg

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    Ummm HELLO?!? I do so exist!... and I'm not my parents age...
     
  13. Nauseous

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    You are a rare breed then. Most guys just now how to play Xbox.
     
  14. Cheezedawg

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    Actually... I know many manly things. How to drive an 18 wheeler being just one of those things. If a man can't change an air-filter... he's a retard. It's easier than changing a tire or a wiper. Electrical outlets are self-explanitory. You turn off the power, unscrew the cover, take the wires off the old outlet, put them back on the new socket in the exact same way they were on the old one, put the cover back on, turn on the power. And drywall is something every kid learns in shop class... as long as you take the time to go to class.

    The problem with us men is women. You take a guy like me who works (or used to work) 70 hours a week to support a non-working mother of two, I come home every 12 days to a shitty house, coupled with two week filth build-up... and all I wanna do is relax for the three days that I'm gonna be home... but I get to spend it cleaning and fixing shit before I leave for another 12 days. And what thanks do I get? No Pussy, bitchin and complaining, and two kids who have 0 respect for me.

    If someone offered to work 70 hours a week, pay my bills, give me money when I wanted it, support MY two kids, buy me a car to drive and pay for all the maintenance.... I'd fuck her everyday. Clean the house everyday. And wash her laundry when she home while cooking her three squares a day.
     
  15. Nauseous

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    Not all women are like that. I've never had a guy 'keep' me, therefore, I am not obligated to put out. My car is old as fuck. I bought my house myself and I am the only one who cleans it and I take care of my children (three dogs). I rule, but I am never horny, so I am a shitty wife.
     

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