ok maybe you will not find this odd... but I was in Publix today, and there was a 30ish woman dancing and singing ... the song was from the 80's "nobody gonna breaka my stride, nobody gonna hold me down - oh no - I got to keep on moving" She was dressed normal, had a normal haircut, make up on... in no way looked retarded. There was no music on the speakers... she just decided to break into song and dance, in the middle of the laundry isle. And when I say dance.... I mean she was standing in the center of the isle, knees slightly bent, hands placed on her ears (like in an 80's recording studio) alternating shoulder/elbow thrusts... moving her whole upper body. I seriously just stood there staring at her... no one else was on the isle, my son could not stop laughing... So we decided to go down the next isle... because I had the baby, and this woman was crazy - who knew what she was going to do next... we go down the next isle, come around back to her isle, and she is aerobicizing. singing another song from the 80's ... doing the one hand on your hip... reach over with the other thing... then starts doing leg kicks. I leave the kids at the end of the isle, and run to get fabric softener sheets, she pretended I was not there... we finish up.. pay.. go out to the car. as I am loading the crap in, I see her come out. I put the baby in , and watch her. She got into a new Yukon. There are people like this driving on the road...in large automobiles. I think I find this scary because she looked so normal. WTF? why was she doing that... She did not even buy anything there... she just went there to dance/workout. Why are people like this allowed to drive. And now I can get that fucking song out of my head.
For some reason I google the song lyrics, then looked it up on youtube... They mention Laundry in the first 20 seconds of the song... maybe that it is why she was triggered in the laundry isle. still - ODD I also just grossed myself out thinking that the singer got lots of groupies back in the day... eww. who in the hell uploaded this crap to the interweb... why would anyone WANT to hear that song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY41o-iZStI&feature=related
Because this was the 1980s where feel good rock prevailed. That songs brings back memories of the roller skating rink... playing qix and pac-man... holding hands with my elementary school girlfriend... and eating bowling alley pizza like it was prize winning sirlion steak. The 90s only bring back memories of getting being too poor to do anything... poppin' pills and smoking pot to ease my depression... holding my dick cause no girls wanted to be with me.... delivering pizza for 5 bucks an hour... and wondering "Why does life suck?!?" I'll take Matthew Wilder over Candlebox, Nirvana, Meat Puppets or Soundgarden any day of the week.
but this no one the right to break into song and dance in the middle of a grocery store... I could understand doing it to embarrass a friend, but she was alone.
I'm kinda jealous. I wish I had the balls to break out in song and dance in the middle of the store. I get that song in my head. I was singing it yesterday, actually. I like the 80's music for the memories it brings back, but I also like the 90's music for the same reason.
you buttholes are taking her side... this is not normal. She was almost out of breath. If you saw it, you be scared. I see crack heads and homeless crazy people all the time... they dont scare me - this chick did. Thats it, I am buying a film camera... I need my own youtube channel . the funny thing is, as soon as I buy one, and carry it around with me, funny shit will stop happening. actually I think my pic camera might do movies as well... I need to check it out. that is weird that you had THAT song in your head, I have not even thought of that song in years,, many many years. I did think of one song a few days back... "Lets hear it for the boy" I remember listening to it with my friends... I was little .. like 5-6 hell I dont know, whenever that song came out. anyway, my dad yelled down the stairs... "turn that nigger shit off" and I remember having to explain what a "nigger" was to my friend. (dad did not know I had friends over)
I always wanted to go to a store with a baby doll in a carriage and spank it in an isle for 'grabbing' at stuff. Just to get a reaction... in a different town. I dated this guy who decided to pretend to fight at the mall. Mall security asked us to leave and when the mall security took off, he started yelling even louder, "See what you fucking did?!" That guy was fucking nuts but it was funny. He was good at doing crazy shit because he was crazy.
at that age I dont think I had any music that I owned... I think it was on the radio. this was right around the same time when Micheal Jackson's Thriller video came out. I remember watching it at my friends house, and then I had to go home in the dark. That was some scary shit ... I dont think I have ever ran so fast in my life. what year was that, I need to look that up, and see how old I was.
I had the thriller album and the footloose album. That song was triggered by something I was doing. Everything I do inspires a song. I was singing, "Tell her about it" earlier. You know that Billy Joel song? I sings songs I hate. It doesn't matter. I just sing all of the time and I sing in my dog's voices. Each dog has their own voice and they sing songs too, but they usually change the words. Like one sang Ronnie Milsap's "No Getting Over Me" Sunday like, "I"ll be the pill you forgot to take I'll be reason that you're 3 months late. I'll be the vomit on the bathroom floor I'll be the reason you're a knocked up whore" (You have to know the song to get it) I am a song-a-holic. I should start noting the songs I get in my head each day and why.
I do that sometimes... Like when my friend caught his shirt on fire at a BBQ , I started singing Bruce "whaooooo Im on fire" then Elvis "hunka hunka burnin love" then "how you feelin HOT HOT HOT" this went on and on.
My father was Ronnie Milsap's guitarist. He's passed down many interesting stories over the years.... As for crazies.... go to Los Angeles and drive down the strip. There usually always an asain lady with an iPod doing some Karate/Taibo/Prayer dance thing on the sidewalk. Not uncommon at all to see people act that way in LA. You just saw one lady. I've seen four doing that in one day.
This is about all I see when I go to the grocery store. Then again, I live in a town with nothing but fucking Catholics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkZ_StRjU0
Wow, that is crazy. My Dad is a huge Ronnie Milsap fan. At Christmas, he would play the same old Ronnie Milsap tape over and over. I think I have heard "Stranger in my House" about a billion times. Is it just me or were all 80's musicians gay? That guy from the "break my stride" video screams cum guzzler.
Cheeze, how many dad's gave you had? I thought you said your dad was a doctor a few days ago. That "Stranger in my House" song cracks me up. "There's a stranger in my house. Somebody here that I can't see..." Well, no shit Ronnie. You're blind. You can't see your hand in front of your face. I like that "Somebody's Knockin'" song by Terri Gibbs. I think she's blind too. It's just a fun song to sing.
He is a doctor. But in College and Med School he played guitar for Ronnie to make money. He told me once that he had to make a decision to follow his music career or medical career. He choose medicine because he hated the travelling.
I sing every 80's song... even if I dont know the words. I just make up something. and yes I understand there are crazy people, I see them all the time in Atlanta... I also see retards, but this lady was normal... just having a crazy fit. I told my friend about it last night... and he said "Kim was telling something like that about a lady in Big Lots, she was so worried about the woman, she followed her home" so if it is the same chick, I want to ask Kim where she lives, and stalk her, and video her in a store. That will be my new hobby, videoing crazy people. As a teen my friends and I liked taking pics of the tranny hookers. They would sometimes try to chase the car...in high heels. Good times. Its a shame most of the pics never came out... since most of the trannies were black, and it was dark outside...
Damn... before I fucked up my uber-small CyberShot, I had some videos of this crazy lady that would come in and talk about everything under the roof... all at once. I'll see if I can find 'em.
