I wanted to post this now because I would probably forget tomorrow. Eight years. Wow. That's a long time for me to commit to something. I guess I must really care about you people. Can we get a 10-15 minute time-out edit feature now? Please?
I care... I will bake a cake in honor of your anniversary... then I will eat it... the whole damn thing .... Then it will be YOUR fault I am fat. Thanks a lot
May I offer you instead... some of my delicious hair pie... well actually it has no hair... well a little, I have been lazy... make that some 5 o'clock shadow stubble pie.
Happy 8 year pukey. I was down with the anniversary cake and then it got weird. Maybe you should let the fuzz grow out, bigmama, and shave an O into it.