ok so I have known this guy for a few years in a work related situation. You know just shoot the shit for few minutes here and there, Well we started talking online for a few weeks, and decided to fool around this weekend. He is married and told his wife he was going hunting with some buddies, but instead we stayed at hotel for a weekend . He is very hot, mid thirties, very butch, actually kinda out of my league .... he is married to hot much older Chiropractor. Hot as in hot for her age, thin, fake boobs, few nip/tucks, very skinny- so I kinda felt fat all weekend Now I made it very clear, that this was SEX and only sex. He seemed very down with that...what married horny guy wouldnt be Ok so I get to the hotel first, I wanted to so I could freshen up the monkey, and make sure there are no video cameras (paranoid) about an hour later he shows up...with a Walgreens bag. Condoms, beer, and water (kinda sweet that he remembered what flavored Propel water I like) . and a pair of panty hose. Ok so I am wondering...wtf, is he into wearing stockings? I knew if he did I would get turned off.... this was my chance to be with a MANLY man... So I ignored them. He is a big tall guy, and very sexy, he comes over to me and gives me a big kiss. I stop him, I dont really like kissing, and I figured if hookers dont kiss (Pretty Woman) I shouldnt either...I find kissing kinda gross, and well intimate - ...you can make out with my vagina, not my mouth. I figure I am going to give him a treat, and take control ...Im sure his granny beef jerky wife would never do such a thing. I push him on the bed, he kicks off his shoes, and starts unbuttoning his pants. I took off my shirt, grabbed his pants at the feet... pulled off his pants. Go to pull off his boxers... slowly, and he is already hard, and his dingdong does the spring action ... BOING / FLOP on his belly as I pull them down. I am very happy at what I see. I crawl on top, go to his neck, and kiss it a little, and start making my way down... I get about to the belly button and get hit with a smell. not a good smell, but not a "stinky crotch smell" either, I raise up a little to see that the smell was his Jizz. All over his belly and some on my boobs (I never felt it) I look up at him and he has his hands over his face... and he starts laughing. I just say "uhhh huh " and he says "was it good for you to" we laugh, I go to the sink and clean up ...and throw him a wet rag. He apologizes and we crack a few jokes... hell I never touched the giant porno prick, and shot off ...I am feeling kinda cursed. we decide to go to eat. Went to TGI Fridays. Kinda weird, the waitress said, you 2 are a great looking couple..and could tell we were really in LOVE. that was creepy. I only ate half of my meal, and he ate the rest, we talk and talk... and I decided since he was driving, I would have a drink or 2... then another 2. I was in a silly mood when we got there, now I am just hyper drunk retarded silly. I dont realize how drunk I am till I get up to pee...and lost my balance, and caught myself by putting my hand on the table across from us ...in some guys plate....the plate slides, I kinda fall into the guys lap. He was done with the food anyway and thought it was funny. So anyway the guy's girlfriend walks me to the bathroom. I pee, and tell her for some reason (cause I was drunk) , our story..even up to the sex (or I should say no sex) that had happened earlier. When we get out , he has already paid and standing there holding my purse. We go back to the hotel. I lay down, and he takes off my clothes for me.. (how sweet) I am kinda numb at this point. He goes down on me... for a long time (I kinda gross myself out thinking..hmm did I wipe when I peed?) he comes up and tried to kiss me. I stop him, push his head back down. OK so I finally get off.. I think it took a while cause I was drunk. But I am sobered up a little by now. Im getting ready for the big dindong ... he puts on the condom... IN OUT -IN OUT ... BLAST OFF. seriously like 3-5 pumps. I am just fine with that... I was sleepy. He apologizes... we go to sleep. Saturday morning, I wake up. He is not there. I am like hmm ok. I shower, I come out and there he is with McDonalds biscuits. We talk, goof off. I listen to his excuses for the quickness .. wife never fucks him - and does not like sex. We then start fooling around, and he puts on a condom, I of course not expecting much... but this time he last a long time... um toooo loooong. I have a few Os and then I got bored with it, he stops. and goes to the bathroom.. but I knew he did not jizz. I go in there and he is sitting on the potty..... and his dingdong is still huge with the condom on it - empty . I said " you ok?" he said when he left this morning he went to his friends house that lives near to look at a jet ski he was selling, and the buddy gave him one of his Viagras. We kinda laugh, I tell him to get up and let me pee. He takes off the condom, puts it on top of my head..to be funny. I finish peeing, go to the bed, he is laying there like a sun dial. We watch TV for a while, resting and get our strength back, fuck some more... for ever. ...and it is still up and never came. We take another break. I shower, I am sure he tried to jerk off while I was in the shower. I get out..kinda hopping to see a flaccid penis when I get out... but no. We screw some more... still nothing. We are both hungry so decide to go eat. when we open the door...it is dark outside. We are shocked. I mean I started thinking... those biscuits were warm, McDonalds stops serving them at 10:30am... I look at my phone, it is 9:20. I remembered that on some show or movie, hearing that if you take Viagra and your dick stays long for so many hours, you are supposed to go to the ER. I tell him this info , he said HELL NO. He cant hardly walk, his huge dick it pointing forward...almost fake looking. We dont want to go inside a place with his dick looking like that, so we go to Sonic. eat in the car, go back to the hotel. My poor vagina is worn out, and I am done with sex for a long time, he showers (cold) . We go to bed, I cant sleep, thinking he is going to have a heart attack or something...cause he STILL has a huge hard on. Sunday Morning... the penis is gone... it looked so tiny, maybe because I looked at it for so long hard, but now it was floppy and sad looking. We gather our crap and check out. Stand in the parking lot talking a lot...for like ever. I really had to poop, so I cut it off and we said goodbye, hugged, and left in our own cars. I go to a about 5 miles down the road to a McDonalds and poop. I come out of the bathroom, and he grabs me. Grabs me by the hair, and kisses the hell out of me. Ok people are looking, and I walk him out side to my car. He does the same thing kinda pushing me against the car... He then starts with the... this cant be the last time, and goes on to the girlfriend/boyfriend crap... and even brings up what the waitress said. He says "I knew it a long time ago when I first met you- I am supposed to be with you." I remind him that he has a wife, he says fuck her, I will go to a lawyer tomorrow. I remind him that I have 2 kids... he says "you think I would not make a good step dad..kids love me, and they need a man around and not that asshole camel jocky" He is looking so serious and so manly, yet pissed off... and like he could cry. I get a weird feeling... I feel sad, yet glad, slightly scared, complimented... and then face starts turning mean. I say "listen, I told you this was SEX and only sex, you said HELL YEAH!" I might get back together with my X ... it is best for the kids, and business. He then says... " I live in a huge house with 26 acres, ask your husband (he went out a few years ago to vaccinate his horses) He says THAT house, is MINE ... not hers, my family left it to me, It is paid for...I dont make the money your X does, but I get by very well... " this chat goes on and on forever... he does make some good points, but DUDE- I am not feeling you that way. we talk for fucking ever. .. and it gets boring. I tell him I have to go. He then threatens me with "will your X want you back after he hears about your weekend with me...YOUR name is on the hotel registry, I can describe your body parts, tattoos, and scars to a T" (My X HATES him) I just look at him mean and said...Bring it on! and I get in my car, he stands behind my car leaning up against it ... so I cant back up... I back up a tiny bit...nudge him a little, and he yells, "wouldnt it be funny if you got flat tire right now" ...ummm WTF. I get out, and go inside McDonalds again.. used the bathroom, look out the window, and he is sitting in my car. So I go order a salad, sit down and eat, and call my friend..tell him the situation...ask for advice, he says call the police. I really dont feel like doing this, so I think I will wait him out... hell he has to go home some time. I decide to walk to the gas station next door, get a pack of cigarettes. smoke for a while... come back, and his car is gone .. YAY I go to my car open the door (has tinted windows) and he is laying down in it /seat reclined. WTF.. I look around, he moved his car to the back parking lot. This game has gone on for to long and I wanted to go shopping before the mall closed. so I decide to change the approach. I get in, and just say, wanna go to the park. He says yeah. we drive to the park...not talking, I put on some loud music... we get to the park. I try the sweetheart approach, almost talking to him as if I was teacher explaining nicely to a 5 year old. I say.... I like you, you are very good looking, funny, and we had a great time together, but as for long term, it will not work out...I could never trust you...you are a cheater, I feel bad betraying your wife (I have met her a few times- she is a cunt) ... it is just way to soon to think long term, Lets try being fuck buddies for a while, and see what happens. ... he looks me right in the face like 12 inches from my face, and says . " I want you, I want kids (she cant -2 old) , I want a happy life, you make me happy... I know I sound crazy right now, but I am being honest, I have never met anyone like you in my life.... I married _____ because I was tired of being alone, and she asked...I never loved her, and I did not marry her for money like everyone thinks...she bought me a truck, changed all the furniture in MY house, pays half the home owners insurance and half the taxes, and that is it...I pay all the utilities, except for her cell phone. ... he starts getting more normal again, like cracking jokes, and we start back to his car... the wife calls. Now I am hopping he will act normal, Like Hey sweety be home in a little while... BUT NOOOOO He says, yeah Im going to stay at _____'s house (some buddy) tonight, And we need to talk tomorrow night after work... I can hear her going nutts... she kinda sounded like Cartman's mom (South Park) in a way. he hangs up, we are beside his car now... he says hold on.... goes in his truck, get out his wedding ring, and trows it in the McDonalds dumpster. Comes over to my window, forces a big juicy kiss .... and says " It will happen " takes a pic of me with his cell phone, gets in his truck and drives off. Ok so now I am like WTF WTF WTF WTF ... I start driving home, (dont even feel like shopping now) and it hits me... WHY did he have panty hoes in that bag? SO I call him, and ask. He starts laughing... he said they were in a clearance bin at the drugstore, and he grabbed them thinking about tieing me up... this was huge relief ... at least he is not a weirdo wearing panty hoes under his camouflage hunting pants. so .... this may sound all romantic and sweet, if it was played out in a movie.... but in real life... it is kinda creepy scary. Or maybe I am just a bitch. I figured fucking a married man, I would get away from the lovey guys that get attached. I mean I did have the best time ever with him (and not just sexually) But the whole LOVE thing is kinda quick... and the whole immature game was kinda freaky. Sex was great... maybe if he took just a half of a Viagra, would have been better. Part of me thinks that the Viagra maybe messed up his brain. And in a few days he will be back to normal... normally he is dick head, smart ass, and very emotionless. Now maybe MAYBE maybe some time the future I could see something turning into long term..maybe, but I have that voice in my head ... Once a cheater ... always a cheater... and he damn sure wont go on any "hunting trips" my real life friends seem to think the I am the one that is in the wrong... that I am a cold hearted bitch... another friend looked up on the county website..and sure enough it is his house, has been since 2001, and was his mom's for many years before that. Also found out the taxes each years is a HUGE chunk of money. so Is the guy a good guy? a scary creepy guy? Am I a hard core bitch? my real life friends all say the same thing... for me to just give up, and break down and try it out...stop being such a cunt... and have a real manly man. Hopefully you guys (if any of you read all this) will have a different prospective. A different point of view. Good Points- good looking, arm candy, 26 acres (I can have lots of dogs), manly man, can fix stuff, has a big ol pick up truck, funny-smart ass ..like me. BAD POINTS- Cheater, a hunter, wants kids (that means wants to knock me up- then I will have 3 kids - 3 different daddies- 3 different nationalities..he is cuban) .. and shit, I bet I would end up having to pay the taxes on that property. I also dont like the fact he kinda blackmailed me... and the fact he got scary. anyway... I just told the X kinda what happened, he is very pissed off, had a big fit, then got a giggle ( I lied and said he had a little peter) because now he knows that that guy's life is crappy and that he wants HIS left overs... men are weird. Then my X said, we are getting married... and I am not allowed in that county again ... wtf so what is the fucking deal- is my vagina that good.... or do I only attract crazy people... Seriously, I did get scared for a while there...he WAS dressed in hunting clothes, and is very beefy and tall... Being a hunter, I am sure there are many spots he knows where he could put me in a shallow grave...after skinnin me like a deer.. Think I need to stick to the little geeky guys , that I know I can overpower.
OMG that was long... sorry I am sure none of you read all that shit anyway. update... crazy guy just called, is back to being crazy, so it just got scary again, um... I think I need a room mate.
I read all of it. It was a terrific story and would make a great movie, but it kinda sucks that you had to go through it. You are not being a cunt. He's being weird and possessive... like restraining order possessive. WTF is his deal? I don't how you deal with someone like that... play nice or be a bitch. I wish I had some good advice. I think he is already showing you what a fucking freak he really is and you would not be happy with someone like that. Yikes.
This would be an easy decision if he was not so damn good looking. I kinda just want to show him off... But then I wonder what rumors would go around about us, like he is after my money (even though I dont have any lol) I mean he is THAT good looking... that is why we all thought he was with the old ass beef jerky woman... I mean even though I am chunky- I am still a better match with him then her. I am like 50/50 on this crap. I am sure if spent another weekend with him... he would do something completely dorky and would not like him at all... and I could act like a bitch during that same weekend, and get him not to like me. Hell ... I think I should just give the arab a half of viagra . sooooo much drama, I think I am loosing my coldness... this is stupid. PHATBOY- remember what we talked about.... what you said ... your bet on this weekend.... haha - fuck you - you cursed it .
Well, I guess if you are going to be skinned like a deer and left in the woods, it would be nicer to have a good looking killer than an ugly one. That way when they flash your pictures on the news and your pictures are together in the paper, it's not you and some scary guy. If I get murdered, I want my murderer to at least be hot.
point taken... :frown: what the hell is wrong with me for even considering this crap. but maybe I was over reacting...and hunting fashion scares me... I am sure if he was wearing a t shirt and jeans, I would not have even got scared... and if he not so manly. If he was shorter, and a nerd I would not have gotten scared. what the hell... I am retarded... He is a redneck mexican (well cuban..so same thing) I need to run and drop the nonsense in my head. ugggg
haha you think any of them would read it all the way? maybe phatboy will, cause he knew my plans for the weekend... and he predicted that since he is married and not "available"... I would fall in love. so to prove him wrong, I had a wall really built up... and tried to find everything "wrong" with him... but damn... other then the crazy shit... he is damn near perfect. And NO I did not fall in love.. haha I won. . . .. . well kinda won, um well no I guess I lost, Im the one gonna end up "missing" on the news lol. Guess I might need to trade in the old paintball gun for something a little stronger.
What is it with chicks and details. Guys version. I think he has some serious PME issues and the wife gives him hell about it. So yeah it is all in his head as he sees you at this time as the solution. It's his viagra and he is a liar we already know that of course. It would never work just come clean with the sand nigger so the guy has nothing on you.
already came clean wiff da sand nigga, (told you the guys dont read things all the way) ... what is PME. You would laugh if I told the meanings I came up with. They dont make any sense, but are funny.
Pre Mature Ejaculation. So you came clean this guys got nothing on you tell him he is really creeping you out now and your ready to go to the cops as well as his family.
How the fuck can a simple one-night-stand (or 'weekend' in this case) get so complicated? Yeah, the guy's on something - ***or*** how you use that hot little cunt of yours is worth going looney over. I cannot honestly be held to an honest opinion until I sample the waters - you understand, don't you? I can even wear a fake nametag that says "Habib" while I form my opinion, if that helps any.
I have no idea...wtf is up with guys these days? When I much younger, and much hotter/skinnier/cooler/no kids... I did not have this problem. hell my single female friends that want it cant find it...they just get guys that want sex. I guess if you dont want love/relationship/bs guys pick up on that...and turn into fucking freaks.. you bastards just want the opposite of whatever the bitch does . I have caught on... I am changing my strategy- for now on, I am keeping bridal magazines in my car, and say I want love...or something like that. I will be all sweet and cute, and a lazy lay. I have this female friend, very hot, very smart...she owns her own vet clinic, is a vet... but crazy as hell. 3 guys have restraining orders on her. One of them she never even fucked. I guess I attract the males versions of her. Or maybe it is just people in the mid thirties ... and I should start fucking 20 year olds. Plus thinking about what a mean cunt his wife is... I can see how I look like the best thing in the world next to her. She might have a hot body, but she is like a movie villain - and god I hate her...I figured other being attracted to each other...hating each others spouses was a big key factor in our weekend the funny thing... telling the arab brought a whole new 'thing' to life. I guess because I fucked such a hottie... and because this hottie now has gone crazy and really likes me... I guess da arab views me as having a higher value, yeah he is pissed off... because he hates the guy, he half way thinks I am kidding. But said the guy has been acting weird for a few weeks (since we started on line/phone) I am sure he will really act weird this week when they see each other... if he does not "tell" on me- Im sure he will act odd. other then the craziness ,,, the weekend was a good thing. 1. I had fun and did not go shopping or spend any money (he gave me back cash for the hotel) 2. gave me a big boost of confidence/self esteem 3. pissed off the arab 4. the monkey got well utilized... I dont think I will want any dingdong for a while... actually I dont think I can have sex... it is worn out.. I feel like I have stared in a prison interracial gang bang video. 5. I have new respect for the hispanic community.... um are latinos /cubans known for having big dingdongs?
I am totally in awe. Apparently you have the sunshince monkey. As in, if you threw it up in the air it would make sunshine. Maybe it's an Atlanta thing, are all the guys up there panty waste? It seems funny that he would get so crazy acting. He needs to learn the 'he who cares least rule'. If he would have just kissed you on the forehead and left Sunday you'd have been wandering what was going on. I cant believe he popped a viagra. I guess he wanted to impress you. Im not sure what Cubans\Latinos are known for, but I thought their temper was one thing, or being emotionally unstable. Maybe it was too emotional.
Sounds to me like he is a Rubic's Cuban and no matter how many ways you turn the sides you will not get him into the finished, normal (all sides one color) position. Evidently what started out as a fun weekend turned into fun/fucked-up weekend. From what you wrote, it appears as though he never had a real relationship with a woman until Granny hooked onto him. You should ask yourself, "why has Mr. Hotbody never been grabbed up by a younger good looking woman?" Perhaps his performance this weekend, (emotionally and mentally) is the reason he had to settle for beef jerky instead of someone warm and loveable like yourself. Thought I would offer my two cents worth. Good luck sorting this shit out.
harm and loveable.. I have never been called that. I am just the opposite, I am cold, bitchy, bossy, and kinda manly, I do gross stuff, hell I did not even wear makeup 90% of the time I was with him. My friend just said "I think guys dig you because they are closet homosexuals and being with you is as close to being with a guy they are comfortable with" Yeah my friends suck. Well he called this morning, acted somewhat normal, I shall start the game of not answering calls now. I think he will take the hint and go away... and I just pray that one of our employees does not get sick or something that will keep them from working on days we are at his location... so I dont have to see him.
Hey, just make sure you keep your internet history cleaned up. I dont want foxnews doing an expose' on this site because you got kidnapped and put into prostitution by the canine euthanizer dude. You will get to tour russia with natalee holloway.....
That whole thing sucks and I hope it works out in a somewhat civil manner. I honestly can't feel that bad for you though. You made some shitty decisions that landed you in a shitty situation. Did you honestly think anything good was going to come out of fucking a married guy? Couldn't you just troll the bar for some dick instead of doing a taken dude who your ex knows? Once again I hope everything works out ok but that was fucking retarded on your part.
