I did that .. I also dream I am at work, and when I wake up I am pissed, I feel like I have allready done my job. When I was bartender, my x boyfriend said I would be doing stupid shit with my hands in my sleep, like I was making drinks. One night I was woke up by the Arab by being hit real hard on the arm... I was like WTF? He said I kept digging in his ear and saying ewwwwie ewwie in a weird voice. I dont remember doing it...so he could have just wanted to hit me.
My ex boyfriend was weird. One night, he was talking in his sleep, so I decided to fuck with him and asked him if he zipped up the tent because the bugs were coming in. I told him they were flying all over the place and he clapped his hands like he was trying to kill him. It was really funny but it only worked once. I used to try to get him to do or say stupid shit but it only worked that one time.
My wife hates it when I ambush her at 0100 and get some then fall asleep within a minute. She is wide awake and I'm snoring.
You sick pervert, I thought that was illegal...hehe just kidding. I used to sleep with my Saint Bernard, I would hate it when he would have a dream about running...I would yell and wake him up, and he would be pissed that woke him up. He never snored..but his farts would wake me up.
I love when they run. I whisper to them to get the kitty! Get the kitty! Right now I just have two with me. One always sleeps with me. He will freak the hell out if he can't. He will pace around and eventually find something to piss on. We've been together the longest. This year will be 4 years and he has dependancy issues.
Damn... It takes you a whole minute? Shit... are you trying to get her to enjoy it? Well, if you wake him up and tell him to get some pussy... what did you expect?!?
