Men are perverts

I thought that was Corky, from 'Life Goes On'.

 

have you ever seen the you tubeshows... "retarded policeman"

 

No, I havent seen that, yet.

 

No, there is secret (well, not-so-secret now) underworld in here of people who don't post, yet communicate with each other on profile pages. It's creepy.

 

It's creepy that you know about it....stalker.

 

I dont have any PM friends on here... except Nausous ... we have PM chats that are too gross for the Fugly forums. Be thankfull we keep them off the main board.

 

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

 

That reminds me... our periods should be coming in a week or two.

 

thanks for the reminder... so I guess that means I need to do my whorin this weekend. I have a date Saturday, but I am sure I will not like him... so I guess I need to the meat market bar afterwards...

then spending Sunday with the little gay kid.

 

Great you are going to kiss him with some strangers penis on your breath.....

 

kiss who? The little gay kid? um I dont kiss anyone period...kissing is gross. and I damn sure dont kiss little kids - that are not mine. and no I will not have penis breath.

that reminds me of a song clip that was on fugly a long time ago... of a guy singing a song that went "did you ever wonder... if mom gave a dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight"

 

Sheesh! It's no secret all men are pigs. Some of them just make better pets than others. Oh, and my ex would hardly ever let me go down on her even after 26 years. Of course she had other intimacy problems, thus the X.

 

Thats probably because she was self conscious and didnt want you to see her 'noodle'.

 

Duhhhh...

Pussy is good food - period. AND - if she 's not getting any, she's probably clean. Seen a few shootches that I'd rather kiss than the owners face - and yep, I have. It's called being a normal nookie loving male. What can I tell ya?