HAMs

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Fernando, Jan 21, 2009.

  1. Fernando

    Fernando Member

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    So there is a manager at my work, who is completely obsessed with Japan and anything from it. Mostly the music, but shit if she ain't crazy. One day she walks up to me blushing saying "Ham....HAM!!!" as if she was a school girl who had just seen a guys cock or something. I then proceed to say "Yup, it's delicious." I really didn't know what else to say to her, it confused me. "It stands for Hot Asian Man!" I was just dumb founded she needed a code word for saying "Check out that guys ass." So we decide to put her through some ropes, mostly by calling everything a HAM when it clearly is not. I call her over saying HAM and shit and she always ALWAYS comes running even though she knows its gonna disappoint her.

    This is one of many employees I will be describing. Starting out with the weakest.
     
  2. Robman97

    Robman97 Member

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    Otakus.....
     
  3. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    That was my "your learn something new everyday" tidbit of knowledge.

    I didn't think there was much of a following for Asian men. I've never heard of women really saying... well, anything about them other than speculating that they had small pee-pees.
     
  4. Joeslogic

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    I cannot help but thing that's why some guys obsess with oriental chicks. They have an abnormally small penis themselves. I guess a hot oriental woman is a HOW.

    Personally I get along great with Asians for the most part they are responsible and hard working people who don't look for a handout all the time.
     
  5. Nauseous

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    I think they get offended by the term oriental.
     
  6. BullGod666

    BullGod666 Member

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    Why don't you ask her if you tape your eyes back at the corners, will she suck your dick. bah hambug
     
  7. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    you would think the Asian women would have a small monkey - not true- they naturally have - shit how do you say it ...

    something that lets it stretch easier. - I will find the page that had that on it.

    Men like Asian women because they are sweet- and that is where they get a happy ending.

    I never hear of women liking asain men... I guess if he was bulky and cute..and tall... and did not have a tiny little peter.

    I would do that basket ball player- what is his name ... Ya Ming ?
     
  8. Nauseous

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    I saw an Asian guy on youtube the other night that played good music and had cool hair. I might have been into him.

    Asians and whites can make some nice looking people. Like Keanu. I think he's like white, hawaiian and chinese or something.
     
  9. phatboy

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    I think most american men like the subserviant mannerisms of Asian women (better than Oriental). I have seen very pretty Asian women, but usually they gots no ba donka donk. That young chick on Crouching Tiger, she was smoking. The Korean girl on Greys, not so much, sandra oh. Lucy Lui yes.

    My younger sister likes asian guys, but then again she is also into anime and we can borrow each others clothes. She is an excellent artist (can draw anime free hand), other than that she is a lazy cheet0s couch potato.

    Ive never dated an asian girl, but I have had relations. I think Chinese is prettier than Korean or Japanese. I am not sure about the other asian nations, like cambodia, because thats where they all look alike (the guys are tiny and look like chicks).
     
  10. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I honestly can't tell any of them apart. 0.68% of our population is Asian so it's not like I have been exposed.
     
  11. phatboy

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    From my experience, the Koreans have a flatter face, the Japanese have buggy eyes, and the Chinese are wicked petite, with small round heads.

    There are always exceptions to the rule, but this is pretty good for most instances.
     
  12. Joeslogic

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    Dan and Kate made eight.

    Kate is photogenic not a bad catch for an Asian man. She is bossy though her voice is like acid to my ears. Not because of her accent but her attitude.
     
  13. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I can't watch that show. I hate her dykey hair and 500 kids get on my nerves.
     
  14. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Which two of the following people in this picture are female?

     
  15. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    None, fag.

    :)
     
  16. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Yeah, I'd say it's time Schmed got some new masturbation material...
     
  17. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    :biggrin:
     

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