Next on the list is one of my better friends at work, Sean. I really like working with him, but there are some things that he does that I disapprove of. One day he walked up to me and said "You know, I think I'm a man whore, I sleep with so many women." Like shit, who says that to their friend, is he trying to brag? I don't want to here how many fun stds he contracted from plowing, but no he will go into that as well. He doesn't look it, but he is also very strong with little to no Cardio, so he's always exhausted but can lift a lot, something I never really understood. One of the most prolific things he does though is break up with his girl and reestablish a relationship in like 2 days. He'll always come into work and look drunk or something and say his girlfriend broke up with him, or that he broke up with her. I felt sad at first but then it just got a bit crazy after the fifth time. He is also one of the fine members of the bermuda triangle of smell.
So are you saying you dont like hearing about the chicks he hooks up with cause you want to be one of his bitches?
There's three people at the theater that smell bad, when they talk to each other in their little triangle formation....well....no one that enters leaves
