Fuck, I'm getting old! I've polluted the gene pool - twice, made some sort of promise to a woman I live with who now shares the same surname as me, and I have a job that appears to be stable and earns more than a McD crud scraper. Crap, where did I go wrong?
How old am I? Fuck, hold on... (add 10, carry 4, divide by 6).... er... 30 something. I think. I lost count after giving a damn five years ago. Am I an asshole? I could be, would it turn you on?
Who gets turned on by assholes? Oh wait, all kinda of people probably are. People are into some weird shit (pun intended).
Okay, so I beat you by a month. You were posting over at lame-o freakfarm. Well, I started to post there too because everyone from here was flipflopping back and forth, but this place was so much better.
I like talking about shit. I think it's fun. I try to talk about it with someone just about every day. People are always comfortable asking me shitty questions... because I'm down with the brown. Wait... isn't that what people say about white girls who like black guys? I'm confusing myself. I just like poop conversations. Period.
What can I say, if it weren't for Aaron's preemptive attempt at earning Internet capital (before the Tshirthell idea made bank) through his FreakFarm site and the "Fucking News Network (FNN)" - I may never have found this place.
