cute, retired punk, now a grown up... and sooo meaty. You could tell he broke out his old cool clothes to out... but has a good job/car/house now. His house was obviously decorated by himself.... and that was not good... all ugly Ikea looking crap. But if it would have been decorated nice- I would think he has a woman or gay. He was funny and had the same sick/twisted humor as I. We were both laughing at stupid shit all night. Definitely not husband material... but good fuck buddy material....and that is what I want. He called again while I was just in Target with the kids... and he said something creepy "I would love to meet them, maybe next weekend we can all go to zoo or park or something" WTF - um no... why in the hell would he say that shit- is he a child molester or something? He also said "my buddies think you are the most awesome bitch and want US to hang out again soon" WTF does that mean- gang bang??? Oh yeah - his buddy was the one originally that bought me 2 drinks... but then I ended up hanging out and going home with his cute friend. kinda funny. His friends were cool, and when Ministry "Stigmata" came on- we were all drunk and loud... singing along. So maybe the "hang out with the friends" mention was innocent- I just put to much thought into shit. ANYWAY- I might hook back up with him, but only for ding dong.
Just like a car crash, just like a knife. My favorite weapon IS THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES.... Da Da Da Da REEER... Sorry, that song is fun. He sounds needy as hell... already. You better lay down the boundries ASAP, which is only going to make him want you more. Guys always want you when you don't want them. I had this guy a few years back that I was kinda shitty too and acted like a total bitch on purpose and he ate that shit up. He thought I was funny and just kept laughing. He was cute, but totally not my type. He was a "good guy". Older than me by like 14 years... rode his bike like 50 miles a day and was all healthy and normal. All I wanted to do was get fucked up all of the time. I have no idea what he was attracted to, but I'm thinking it was the brush off factor.
yeah I have a few "puppies" in my life... but they were all nerdy, submissive, slave like, good guys. But I am guessing he a sheep in wolf's clothing. A closet sub?? I dunno. I will fuck him one more time, then make my decision. my theory - my shit is that good seriously - I swear to god, any guy I have EVER spent any time with... get all retarded and lovey . My best friend's theory is... I am a man.. I can be a like best friend...I like guy stuff, I act like a man, but yet I have a vagina and big ol titties. Other then looks, I am really a dude. but I still like MY theory better- I got the magic monkey Stigmata is the best song to scream along with when you are drunk... my voice is still very harsh today. I love that place... the song line up will be ... Stigmata, Devil went down to Georgia, Some booty ghetto shit, to David Bowie, to G-N-R, to Patsy Cline... it is just all over the place. The place I am talking about is the Clermont Lounge. It is the oldest titty bar in Atlanta. And it still has some of the original dancers. One is 63 year old, and is hillarious- I love her. They have pregnant dancers, fat ones, tranny ones, granny, and a few hot chicks- that have to many tattoos to dance anywhere else. Each dancer picks her music from a juke box before going on stage. No one treats the place as a titty bar, but more of a fun place to go. People are respectful to the girls, and they make GOOD money... I myself have spent big bucks in there. I took my dad one time, and had an old black dancer named Blondie beat the shit out of him with her titties. She has been working there for over 40 years. GG Alain lived up stairs there for a while- GROSS ... and tons of celebs have gone there... I only saw Mike Pattan, Robert Palmer, Ludacris, and NIN. I was a regular for many years- back in the day... might just become one again. Except next time when a fuckable guy buys me drinks... I try not to be sooo awesome The arab is acting weird... right now he is asleep in my bed, I will be sleeping on the sofa- he must have a feeling or sick sense - he was all lovey and weird when I picked up the baby today... and then brought over take out and now he is in my bed........ WTF??? I am so sleepy and pissed - off to the sofa.
I think pukey is right about setting the boundaries, especially if that's all you want. 'Hey, Im not looking for anything serious, but....' I think single guys that do that 'i felt a real connection' BS are all queers. When I was single, I hardly ever called chicks. Augusta is a lot smaller than Atlanta, so the chances of you running into someone are greatly higher, but I always liked leaving my options open, you never know who you'll meet, and plus you can always call later if you see one of your 'friends' out. I think he is being really needy. You need to check that quick.
Hey what happened to my Mike Patton question? Maybe I didn't post it. Is he really good looking in person? I've always had a crush on him.
Maybe he knows that you are giving him the brush off and his ego can't take it so he is going to try to get you to like him and brush you off? I'm paranoid like that.
Mike Patton- looked AIDSy and gay... I think he was MR Bungle - or I dont know- it was fat ZZ top looking guys. Robert Palmer was nice- but way way old... isnt he dead now? No one knew who he was. I forgot the coolest celeb I ever met there- well actually I did not meet them there. I was dating a bouncer at the Masquerade (dance club/concert hall) and Les Claypool and Holey Mac. played (Primus) ... I did not watch them, I ended up having to work the cash register at the door for a few hours... and anyway I was talking to my then boyfriend... and they came up after playing and was thinking him ... and we all started talking- and I took them to the Clermont. In my shity little Nissan Pulsar (it is less then a mile away) They had a blast, and kept giving me money to get change for tipping dancers, and I kept pocketing it. I actually have pics of me with them- somewhere... we closed the place- ate at IHOP, and I drove them back to the bus, and I was drunk and my boyfriend was pissed... , who had been waiting... and had already left the club... I was to drunk to drive home, and I went into the club and slept on a sofa- while the cleaning crew cleaned. I just talked to him AGAIN... I have a feeling he is just saying things he THINKS I want to hear- so he can score some more cooter. I know this dude does not want to hang out with me a 9 year old, and a 10 month old...unless he is a child molester ( I am paranoid ) hell I dont like hanging out with them half the time...lol just kidding. He did mention he has collectible Star Wars crap ... from his childhood. I did tell him about my huge score on Craigslist- and he got all excited about wanting to see it... yeah I guess he IS a nerd. Maybe this weekend I will give him another ride, and hang out - SOBER and then see what I think. I mean he was cool, and fun, and we acted like best friends that have known each other for years.... I even popped a zit on his back.... peed in front of him while he brushed his teeth... so I guess you could say we made it to that comfort level pretty quick. But then again- I have that type of personality. The ugly bumping was kinda quick (but longer then I have been used to ) but I half way blame myself for that... my poor monkey has shrunk due to the last long term occupant - so dat shit was tight. Key word now is "WAS" Last night the Arab, was weird, when I was done with my interneting last night- I accidentally woke him by sliding on a book in the hall and busting my ass. He came out, all lovey (AKA horny) and I brushed him off... He then said something about having another baby WTF... and bitching about lawyer fees.. I just told him to leave. I just want to live alone, be a good mommy during the week, and have my slutty Saturdays... is that so much to ask... I am done with relationships and the crap comes with it. I need like 2-3 years of playing the field... Hell I went straight from the first X husband- to the Arab... I have not been single in over 10 1/2 years.
Way to ruin the dream. Oh, well. I think he past his prime now. When he first joined FNM, he was gorgeous. Like in the "Falling to Pieces" video... he was ridiculously cute. What's the Arab doing staying at your house? Doesn't he have his own place now? Shouldn't he be licking his big tv or something?
come on, they thought you were perverted, and it brought out there supportive , nurturing instinct to mother your perversion. You have no idea how many socially isolated people there are out there these days. When was the last time you saw a community dance in your neighborhood, or a big party? Everyone is alienated from one another , and posts like this , proclaiming that men are evil creeps, do not help matters a bit. You begged them to be evil creeps, and when they decide to offer you sexual pleasure, you spit in their faces. And you think you are normal. If your attitude is the norm, then that goes a long way in explaining why there are so many apparently isolated and desperate men out there. You, imo, are the fucking pervert.
I have NEVER in my life proclaimed to be "normal" and yes I am very twisted and perverted... more then the average person... and who the hell are you? damn noobies
they have self admitted their perversions by only registering and posting the required number of posts to view 'adult' material.
We have adult material here... where??? not that I am interested or anything... seriously I am getting sick of internet porn- today I was looking for a certain um "topic" and got to a site.... and felt sick- it was not what I wanted. saw things that dried me right up... yeah no prune hand for me today. gross did I just type that. fuck it- who cares.
I dont know what that is, and I would be happy if you didnt explain it. I have found myself drawn to 'home made' or 'bloopers'. There is some funny stuff out there.
I have seen TONS of pron, and never seen one with a cover song. I never understood people wanting loud music playing while doing it. If you are doing the right way- you would not notice or care what music is playing. Then again I have never dated a guy that had the same taste in music as me. I lost my virginity to Pantera - Vulgar Display... sad First time I did it with the Arab... Shakira was playing... I was like WTF??? I kept thinking...is that spanish... is he really a mexican ...faking the arab accent? Later I found out she is 1/2 Columbian and 1/2 something arab... I had no idea who she was... but it was kinda funny... 30 seconds after sex ... I said "are you a Mexican?"
Huh? I'm talking about people on youtube covering songs. I think I got off topic. I thought phatboy was talking about bloopers like Ed McMahon and Dick Clark bloopers. I lost it to the Lemonheads Creator album. I have no idea what song... probably the Charles Manson cover. I asked the guy after a min or so if it was in. I bet he's still insecure about that. Told the next guy (not in succession, after the break up of the first guy) "Let's just get this over with." I wasn't into him but I didn't want the first guy to me my last... you know, rebound issues. The third guy (my first engagement) was the the first guy I ever busted an ovary with. Guys say bust a nut. I like to refer to it as bust and ovary. I had an almost busted ovary but that was from a cyst and another story.
as far as getting "mines" with just intercourse ... I was like 20. I lost my virginity when I was late late 16...almost 17. Everyone thought I was a slut because I always hung around guys....I just wasnt fucking them. After I lost my virginity- I said...um that sucked, I dont think I want to do THAT again...hell it is much better to masturbate. When I got my first O from a ding dong... I told the guy... only bad thing is, I had been with him for a long time and completely outed the fact I had been faking it all those times in the past. never heard someone say "bust an ovary" thats cute I like how the Arab would always say after 90 seconds of sex "did you get it?" um yeah, I got it about 45 seconds into it... wtf - men are retarded.
The ding dong is kinda unnecessary and sometimes is just annoying. When I was a kid, all I needed was the arm of a chair or just to cross my legs. I remember getting off in grade school. I broke my Cyndi Lauper record before show and tell because I was getting off and squeezed my backpack too tightly. It sounds ridiculous, but it's true. I don't know how I figured it out. I wasn't molested or anything so I don't know how I learned it because I sure as hell didn't know my parts. I just knew it was fun and I got yelled at for doing it. Anyway, I tried the same technique with my then boyfriend and it worked. But still, sometimes it's just in the way.
I lost it spring break when I was 12. Some girl that lived by my grandparents house, in her parents bed. I did get mine.... I think she was 15. I think the funniest song I have ever 'danced' to was a run DMC song with some chick I met from the valley (the valley here is in SC and notorious for skanks). It was funny going into her house and seeing all the family photos from the 70s and stuff. All the feathered hair and big ass collars. Back when my truck was the place, I always like Ginuwine, but after a while the battery dies and there is nothing worse than being stranded after booty time. Maybe it was nice because it was like slow dance stripper music, nice rythm to it.
