LOMO's Movie Debut! <Check me out, Schmed!>

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Jan 10, 2009.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Look for my debut cameo soon in your favorite "Straight to DVD" movie bin...

    "Honest, officer... She had those teeth marks when I got there..."



    I had just earned my "Red Wings" when this photo was taken.



    "If you don't stop picking, it'll never go away..."



    Never have I seen someone that looks so sexy and diseased at the same time...



    Gotta love ZOMBIE ORGIES!!!



    Never try to look at your own wounds...



    *Thinking* "Maybe if I fuck this bitch with a rubber, I won't catch what she has..."



    Topography of the region indicates that rainfall will be channeled into a central valley...



    Someone opened a can of Urdu...



    If you look very closely - you can see the amazing makeup effects on them... err, her.



    Mama told you... If you keep making that face, it'll stick that way... And you didn't fucking listen!



    Yeah, we're "livin' the High Life..."

     
  2. Schmed

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    Fucking awesome! Also, give the tiny brown girl zombie my phone number.
     
  3. Nauseous

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    What do you have against white girls anyway?

    Is this really a movie? Looks like it was taken at Sanford and Son Studios.
     
  4. Nauseous

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    An Lomo, you have the best scary eyes of them all. Especially in the pic with all of you.
     
  5. Lomotil

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    Why? She isn't Asian..? :confused:
     
  6. Lomotil

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    No - what you saw wasn't really a movie. It was during makeup. We had to caravan to the site we filmed at that night...

    Should be getting some more camera time next week (couldn't make it for shooting the last two nights.)

    I was turned on to this project from an old acquaintance that used to do a sketch comedy live show, that, if I had the time back then, would've pursued an active role in. He recently made an acquaintance of the studio whom are producing the film (and also provide the makeup & effects) - and I'm really looking into getting a bit more active in this whole ordeal.

    I'll be honest - I had a fucking blast that night, I don't give a fuck if I was just an 'extra' in the flick, it was the most fun I've had without having an orgasm in a long time.

    Plus (and I haven't mentioned it yet) - I might be able to provide some props for the current film, or future endeavors... ;)

    Fun times, indeed! :biggrin:
     
  7. Lomotil

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    I almost forgot...

    The visit to my usual Jack in the Box drive-thru at 4AM after the shoot was fantastic... The girl almost dropped my sac of food when she saw me.

    She kept asking if I was okay, and I just told her, "Yeah, I'm fine... But this fucking airbag doesn't work..." :biggrin:
     
  8. homer

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    Pretty cool shit.A woman I worked with years ago hooked up with a movie crew that was filming "Squanto Indian Warrior" here and got a job as a driver,they liked her and took her to Scotland for the end of the movie.
     
  9. Lomotil

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    Aaaaaw... Flattery will get you everywhere... ;)
     
  10. Lomotil

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    Was she ever heard from again?

    I was kinda hoping to get kidnapped by a few of these wimmen, myself...
     
  11. Schmed

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    But she's not white! JUST GIVE HER THE FUCKING NUMBER OR HARLAN AND I WILL PISS ON YOUR NINTENDOS.....AGAIN! ;)
     
  12. Schmed

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    Nothing really, though I have not dated a white girl in a long while. I believe you once said that white girls collectively let out a sigh of relief about this (that was before we got along though).

    And that number thing is a joke, you know that right Lomo...Lomo?? LOMO!?!?!
     
  13. homer

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    She came back after about a year I think,she made some great contacts in the movie business and I believe ended up working on another movie.I haven't seen her in years,maybe she is doing hentai porn vids now though,who knows.
     
  14. Nauseous

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    Oops, sorry. That sounds like something I would say and the reason I know this is because "breaths a collective sigh of relief" is a phrase that I stole from Sophia on the Golden Girls (god rest her soul).
     
  15. Lomotil

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    Go ahead... I booby-trapped 'em with my new electric fence power generator...

    Oh... shit, and I was just about to call her.
     

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