Happy Fucking New Year, folks!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Dec 31, 2008.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    ...Go ahead! Make your resolutions... I defy each of you to keep them. ;)

    Seriously, though - may your New Year witness none of you being taken into police custody, under a knife for a serious operation, on the interrogation stand for a crime you may or may not have committed, testing positive for a venereal disease, having a 'fannie mac' epiphany that you could never afford the house you were talked into signing for, being denied 'double coupons' at Kroger, having a cop write you a ticket for your burnt out taillight, or any other inconvenience (no matter how big nor small.)
     
  2. BullGod666

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    Thank you so very fucking much, and a happy fucking new year to you also. May the new year bring you lots of guns and ammo.

    My only resolution, I will continue my search for the fabled "never load" gun or guns seen on tv and in many movies.
     
  3. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, clods.
     
  4. moremetal4mepls

    moremetal4mepls New Member

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    Happy New Years everyone! If anyone is partying tonight drink a few for me...
    I'am designated babysitter tonight. Plus didnt wanna mix alochol with the pain meds...
     
  5. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Happy New Year, my friends.

    My resolution? To remind you that I am still alive....
     
  6. homer

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    Happy Fucking New Year!!!! Worked till 1am got home started drinking, 5:35 am now supposed to get 25 inches of snow with 65mph winds,hope it blows away last year.Here's to a new year.Happy New Year Fuglies! Real drunk now.
    :)
     
  7. homer

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    P.S. No resolutions.I am what I am.
     
  8. StrangelyBrown

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    Happy New Year :D (dissapears for another 3 years)
     
  9. Schmed

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    ULF LIVES!!!



    Happy New Year to all!!
     
  10. BIGMAMA

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    Spent mine watching South Park weeee-

    Hey Ulf- glad to see you are still around. well I guess you dont know who I am since I changed my name. oh well
     
  11. MAJ Havoc

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    I should feel worse than I do this morning. Maybe the 6 Jell-O shots balanced out the 12+ beers. Maybe because I was steadily eating all night, it helped. Anyway, I'm almost due for my next two BC powders. Happy New Year, blah, blah, etc.
     
  12. ucicare

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    Keep it up and you will soon be as cool as me - drink 12+ and no hangover.

    Thats not good - FYI.

    Oh, and happy new year to all.
     
  13. Martyricon

    Martyricon New Member

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    Happy New Year

    Happy New Year to all Fugly Friends
     
  14. Topper

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    So when did this place get all lovely chuvly?
     
  15. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I feel like shit with a chemical hangover.

    I tried my new antidepressant, Remeron and am still feeling messed up. I will never take this shit again. I slept 14 hours and still feel weak and tired. My brain feels scrabbled and I feel mean. All I want to do is eat, sleep, kill and die. Some antidepressant. I want my money back.

    Anyway, I hope everyone else's New Years day was better than mine.
     
  16. Homewrecker

    Homewrecker New Member

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    I passed out somewhere and woke up in a taxi going someplace. Then I went in someone's house for a little while and left on the arm of some guy and he took me to some girls house and I think s0me kinky shit was going to happen and then they asked me if I would mind watching some kid and I said okay so we watched the ball drop on some channel, I passed out again and the kid stole something from me like maybe 38 cents and an Arbys coupon and then I walked home.
     

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