LAST PERSON TO POST IN THIS THREAD WINS!! game

wooohoo I am 4000

 

can I blast a load in your face?

 

Actually, you were 4001, and don't qualify for a facial load-blasting by Dwaine.

Unless he feels sympathetic, that is...

 

Dwaine should get an honorable mention for being the 4000th post in this thread.

 

hows about DIS-honorable,i can cope with that.

 

I hate you all.

 

WHAT EVEN ME?

 

tysvfm

 

no, thank you so very fucking much!

 

you're so very fucking welcome, sir

 

I hate abbreviations like "tysvfm"

you can all lmjfc and then sammfasmt right after you cmdtn and mmscm

 

ihniwaotw

i have no idea what any of that was

 

lick my juicy fat cooter - and then - sweep and mop my floor and scrub my toilets - right after you - clip my dog's toe nails - and make me some chocolate milk.

I need all these...

 

then can I blast a load in your face? Do girls SECRETLY like when there man blasts a loaf in there face?

 

as long as it is not in the eye....but I prefer it on my flabby belly.

seriously I need to clip my dogs nails. I have to sedate him to do it- he freaks out on nail clippers. Then I will have a drunk high dog running all over place bumping into shit. This sucks.

 

At least if you got the loaf in the eye you wouldnt have to watch the dog run around and bump into things.

 

Make up your mind. Load or loaf? Two different things.

 

haha I was thinking the same thing. Doowayne- come blast a loaf of Marble rye in my face.... ooo yeah now shoot a loaf of wheat on my back...

 

Actually, I was thinking loaf = shit.

 

Thats a loaf you pinch, not bust. Geeeeez.