Ok. Anyone who knows me also knows I like to fuck with people. So when my friend Melissa in Kentucky asked me to join Myspace, I signed up. I made up this insane profile of a sexaholic with sociapathic tendencies. Under the category sexual orientation I had four choices. Gay, Straight, Bi, or Not Sure. I naturally checked off the box for "Not Sure" because it was the funniest. Turns out the joke is on me. Now every queer from Virginia Beach to Annapolis is requesting to be my friend. What the fuck? I also checked off the "swinger" box even though I'm listed as "Single" in my profile. So last week when a guy asked me for a picture of my "Wife" to be swapped, I simply sent him a picture of an empty chair. When he asked what that was all about I replied "That's the chair you'll be jerking off in while I fuck your wife in another room." I never heard back from him again. Damn. I remember when fucking with people didn't take so much time and hard work. I really need to get a life.
myspace is weird ... I get like 2 requests a day for hot 19 year old girls from all over the USA... and my profile says Im a married fat chick with 2 kids.
Actually there are a lot of people into that its call cuckold... many of the married men like to "clean up" their wife after she gets banged by some guy. What is funny is that my sister and I were talking about some faggy guy we saw a restaurant with a sluty chick... saying "I bet that is a cuckold relationship" anyway ... my dad asked what it meant and I decided to tell him it meant ... when an older, cool guy with money dates younger hot women.... I told him this because I knew he would going around saying it... (he loves new words) he called about 2 weeks after at 1am at his little neighborhood bar .... " HAHA you and your sister think you are so damn funny.... my friend just told me what cuckold means" I could not stop laughing ... and when I asked how many times has he used it in a sentence... he hung up on me....and did not talk to me for like a week Thats what you get... for being a prick dad.
Not as funny as my (soon to be X) arab husband... asking waitresses for a side of Jizz . I told him that is what you call mayo. I also told him the word "skanky" means nice. That was on our first date. I figured he would tell chicks "oh you look skanky today" there are a million things I misinformed him on. Just for shits and giggles
