Does anyone else ever get

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Sep 19, 2008.

  1. Nauseous

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    the sense of impending death or is it just me? Do depressed people think like that?
     
  2. Icenhour

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    I am not a depressed person,,, and I always feel like that
     
  3. ucicare

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    Classic symptom of depression and also a symptom of a mitral valve prolapse.

    Could also be a symptom of flicking your bean with a hang nail.
     
  4. JEFE

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    Also the symptoms of a heart attack.

    I used to (well, to be honest, still do) get that all the time.

    What works is, to resign yourself that you're actually going to die and then to try and force it. If you think you're having a heart attack, get up, go outside and run as fast as you can until you're exhausted.

    Dare it to actually kill you and try to actually make it happen. It turns out that it's a lot harder to die than you think.

    Once you beat it a couple times it loses it's power.

    It also helps if you really do want to die but that's beside the point.
     
  5. JEFE

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    I think that once you finally realize that your own brain is fucking with you and you decide to fuck with it back, life gets a lot better.
     
  6. ucicare

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    Thats pretty profound.
     
  7. JEFE

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    It's a pretty playground. Don't be scared.
     
  8. GAS

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    I definetly don't hope it happens anytime soon but I'm pretty curious to find out what happens when I die.


    I think you just need to get laid Pukey. :)
     
  9. MAJ Havoc

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    It usually means my mother-in-law is coming for a visit. Imagine my disappointment.
     
  10. ucicare

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    You make me laugh.
     
  11. Joeslogic

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    Everyone gets Nauseous from time to time.

    The question is who besides Nauseous gets in Nauseous's pants?
     
  12. Joeslogic

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    Ok that was pretty lame. Honestly though I get this odd extremely vivid premonition when driving down the freeway in the left hand lane. That I open the door of the car while going 80 or so and just step out. Of course I tumble and roll skidding on the pavement and the concrete divider and in my vision I hear bones breaking and scraping my head slapping the pavement.

    It’s pretty eerie because in my vision it is that I know what I am doing but cannot prevent it from happening.

    I also get this head-on crash premonition. Or if I go to a dam a premonition of falling down the side and scraping the concrete all the way down.
     
  13. tommy710

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    Always thought the way i was gonna go out was by drowning,fuck knows why.
     
  14. phatboy

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    I never get that feeling. Odd. I guess I know Im going to die sooner or later, so why worry about it. Then again I have the 'fuck it' gene where I really dont give a rats ass about a lot of shit. My boss hates it, because she doesnt have it.

    :)
     
  15. Lomotil

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    There's one odd thing that I've noticed lately, and I'm certain it will come as no surprise to forum regulars...

    For the past three weeks or so, every time I wake up, I am fully aware of the dream I was awoken from. This may not sound odd at this point, but honestly - I hardly ever remember any of my dreams - in fact, up until recently, I'd probably only recall a dream every month or two.

    For some strange reason, though, I now wake up with 'full recall' of one dream per night.

    And they all have one thing in common.

    Coincidence? :confused:

    (I'm not joking this time, folks - this one kinda has me somewhat freaked out.)
     
  16. phatboy

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    Is this the dream where dan breaks in your house? When you woke up were your pants wet???
     
  17. ucicare

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    Have you made any recent changes to your medications?

    I hate to ask this, but do your dreams involve guns?
     
  18. phatboy

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    "This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun"

    :)


    I need to change my 'call tag' to 'UCIDONTCARE'.

    Lomo, you need to quit drinking and watching 'True Blood' before bed.
     
  19. Icenhour

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    I only remember dreams when I have a lot of stress / worry going on in my life.... and when I am pregnant. my dreams are always F'ed up. Killing people with odd items, my teeth falling out, running away from an old lady, having sex with the retarded guy that bags groceries, All of my X boyfriends having sex with my mom (gangbang) ... Pregnant dreams are always of me giving birth to a baby deer... or shitting it out on a toilet ... or giving birth and the baby comes out talking.
    and most recent dream ... buying a car from Tony Montana (Scarface) and sitting in it crying because it wont start... and not having a phone or any money ...just stranded in a cool old convertible and no shoes on...in the middle of nowhere WTF

    Maybe you have more stress right now... or knocked up?

    What is the dream... what is common in all of them?
     
  20. MAJ Havoc

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    Do you eat chili before bed?
     

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