Straight To Hell...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by moremetal4mepls, Sep 13, 2008.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    You are one spicy spicy b*tch Pukey.
     
  2. moremetal4mepls

    moremetal4mepls New Member

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    I sprayed the "pepper spray" with the mental visualization of the cuntess rubbing her eyes. I drove to the other side of the parking lot laughing my ass off.......
    As a kid, one of my friends and I sprayed some on a door just to see what it was all about. Big fucking mistake, I couldnt see, I couldnt catch my breath.
    I thought I was dying.
    I've seen someone sprayed by the police and dude kept on going. I dont see how he did it. Must of been on some serious fucking drugs..........
     
  3. MAJ Havoc

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    A cop friend of mine said he and some fellow officers had to pepper spray a guy and he just licked it off his lips. Dude was on PCP and they knew they were in for a struggle at that point.
     
  4. phatboy

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    Were you looking in the mirror trying to take advantage of yourself?
     
  5. GAS

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    This has to be some kind of urban legend among police officers. A guy I used to work with who was in a law enforcement program told me the same exact thing except the guy said "I put hotter shit on my chicken wings.".
     
  6. phatboy

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    He put shit on his chicken wings? Gross.

    Ive heard similar stories, but until you seen a guy on PCP get shot 15 plus times I guess it could be hard to believe. I aint sure what PCP does, but they should give to any front line soldiers. You get fatally wounded, shoot up, fight for the last few minutes.
     
  7. MAJ Havoc

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    Could be. I guess the story he told me about Rod Stewart having a gutfull of man-juice pumped out of him was erroneous as well.

    But this one time at band camp...........
     
  8. Motherforquer

    Motherforquer New Member

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    revenge

    She got what she deserved.
    Once when I was about 20-21 I was riding my longboard down a long hill. I got close to the end, where I was slowing down, but still going too fast to step off. Some woman came flying up behind me and then swerved around me, calling me names and telling me to get off of the road. Well, I saw her park at the end of the road. I walked the rest of the way down there and used a key to scratch a large "BITCH" in the driver's side door. I wonder if she realized it was me?
     
  9. Icenhour

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    I was at a party one time, and I was peeing in the bathroom... some drunk bitch kept banging the door screaming "I Gotta Piss!" . When I was done, I did a quick look around the bathroom (Im a perfume klepto) anyway I found a small thing of pepper spray ... I spayed it on the toilet paper. I meant to wait around the bathroom and follow her... but I was drunk... and forgot as soon as I walked out.
     
  10. moremetal4mepls

    moremetal4mepls New Member

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    Sounds like she found out another meaning for the term "fire crotch"...



    What a wickedly marvelous idea....
     
  11. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I'm 100% not using public restrooms now. Someone might do that.
     
  12. Icenhour

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    yeah and never invite me to your house... I always be takin stuff .... and if I am mad at you ...and you have floor Heating/air vents.... I pee in them WTF is wrong with me
     
  13. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Did you have severe ear infections as a young kid?
     
  14. GAS

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    You're fuckin evil, seek help.
     

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