So I'am driving around Walmart parking lot looking for a place to park and finally find a spot. As I'am waiting for this man to back out and move, this cunt swoops in and steals my spot. After yelling that she can move her fucking car because I was waiting for this spot and I know she saw me!!!! Bitch looks at me and sneers.. Steam is blowing out my ears! I wanted to pull a 'Fried Green Tomatoes" scene where Kathy Bates plows into the bitches car for stealing her space.....But I held my cool and casually strolled over to the cuntess's car and maced the fuck out of the door handles(used a whole can I did)! The husband tells me I was wrong and am going straight to hell... Well if this is true at least I wont be the only one burning....
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Mr. Metal keeps on ragging on me for what I did with the mace...Do you guys think I was dead wrong and am going straight to hell for what I did, or did the parking spot thief get what she deserved for being such a cuntess? Have any of you guys ever done any crazy shit like that to someone who deserves it?
Hey thanks!! There always seems to be someone parking so close I have to crawl in the pasengers side,opening their doors and hitting my cars, stealing my MF parking places.... Oh sweet revenge!!!!:biggrin:
No you did very well. If more people were like you the world would be a friendlier place. I had a similar experience once but I was getting there and wanting a front spot to see my wife coming out as I was just waiting to pick her up. So they got out and I sat there. They (couple) were looking at me. I told them "Go on don't worry I'll keep an eye on things out here." The got this uneasy look on their face as they went in the store. Arguing with each other. Hell metal you are my hero.
I assume by stink palmed you meant dig in my ass and rub the handles? Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? Coulda been an option, except I take pride in the fact that my arse doesnt stink!
Ok, you could have stuck it down the crack of your husbands ass. That would have been even better. Leave a couple of arse hairs on it......
EWWW! No thank you! I can handle a lot, but sticking my hand down in a mans sweaty ass crack. Well this, this just cannot be done! I would rather stab myself repeatedly with a rusty nail..... And besides I think the mace was sufficient enough, once cuntess got her hands in or near her eyes! My sweet revenge was carried out properly.
Metal, might I offer another potential idea? In the hunting section of select stores they sell products that are meant to fool deer into thinking the coast is clear. One of the more elusive products (and somewhat hard to find nowadays) is a concentrated form of 'RED FOX URINE' - take one whiff of it and you will understand. I encourage you to purchase some, and save it for these 'special occasions' - trust me.
I knew that was coming. I want to do something mean to this woman who pissed me off the other day. First she didn't yield at the 4 way stop and then she stops in the middle of the road and turns into the oncoming lane and the car in the oncoming lane almost hits her. I'm thinking she's an asshole and is turning left but decide to stop because I don't trust her and luckily I did because she backs in front of me and almost into my car so that she can back into her driveway! This is a really busy street. I flipped her off. I know where she lives and she will get hers. I get pissed just thinking about it. I like to pay people back later when they've forgotten about it and would never even think about me. I have a list of people in my head that will get theirs. It dates back into the 90's.
I think that's hilarious. Bitch got what she deserved (I hope.) You should have stayed around to see the results.
I should have, but several people were watching me mace the hell out of her car door handles. So I got the hell out of there....
Im going to have to buy some of that stuff. People like to leave their sunroofs open, just poor the fox urine in.... The mace is a good touch too.
It's pepper spray, not mace. Mace is illegal. Sprayed on a door handle, it wouldn't burn to touch it, but if she rubbed her eyes or picked her nose or something, she would be bumming. I know this because I pepper sprayed myself once in the bathroom of a restaurant. The shit does not wash off easily.
