How do you pay the bills?

I have a curio full of Beanie Babies that my wife assured me would one day be worth a lot of money. Go ahead. Make me an offer.

 

On disposing of the wife? :confusing:

 

Err.. " "

 

If it's the one I've seen, those were initially a Pepsi promotion, they had them at grocery stores, and the only way to get one was to have your name drawn.

I seriously considered making a "Yoda run" with one of those damn things... It was right by the door, too...

 

Three posts in a row? You crushed and snorted your Adderral didn't you?

 

Come now... You know I only do that sort of thing when I'm fortunate enough to have some poor, hapless paraplegic give me Oxycontin in lieu of me breaking their still-mending legs...

 

I can't help it that I still hold some deep-down resentment for not treating that Yoda doll like an ornamental plant on the doorstep of a shrink's office. :frown:

 

You should have done the snatch grab with it. Of course it probably had one of those kryptonite cables attached to it, anchoring it to the stores foundation. You'd have gotten about 20 ft before the cable snatched you back to an embarassing horizontal flailing yoda bandit to the hysterical laughter of all those fat faces buying their little debbies.

or it would have been cool to have him sitting next to ROB.

 

to be honest I bought it from my mom's pot dealer... MAN that sounds bad. I paid $100 for it and treated his puppy for parvo. Weird that my mom's dope dealer looks just like
Matthew McConaughey, with deeper redneck accent.

 

oh, now we know how you really got it.....

 

I dont get it? Im a little slow and tarded this AM

 

You had sex with the dopeman to get your yoda.

I think thats how lomo got ROB.

 

ah... duh - That would have been better then spending $100. JK

 

He threw in a few Duragesic patches after he was done, if it's any consolation...

They sure came in handy, too, let me tell ya. Should've asked for some Lomotil, too... :biggrin:

 

Thank goodness it wasnt analgesic patches!

 

Oh... but they WERE! :biggrin:

You're such a cunning linguist...

 

There is nothing cunning when it comes to my linguistical skills.


Hey, anybody want to buy an Acura?????

Its more manly than a miata!!!

 

That's like a Honda with an upside-down "H" emblem, right?

 

Sue him doc. That's what I would do.

 

My wife had a miata. she drove it into a lake.