I tried "piss on carpet" "Go screw the family cat" neither worked Jump, beg, turn, sit, fetch, roll, and last of all so far shake, all seem to work.
The music sucks. Reminds me of that virtual girlfriend/boyfriend thing someone showed me at work a long time ago.
it does not obey ... I will stick to cam whores... they at least do half of what you tell them to do.