The 10 things you want to do before you meet your maker???

Off the top of my head mine would be...

1. Travel all over the world.
2. Meet all of my favorite musicians.
3. Hold my grandchildren.
4. Hang out with Amish folk.
5. Get my 1/2 sleave finished(i'm chicken,that shit hurts)!
6. Attend several boxing matches.
7. Go on tour with my friend.
8. See my children succeed.
9. Win the lottery.
10. Sky Dive(This will never happen, but a girl can dream)....

 

1. See Alabama embarrass Tennesee at Neyland Stadiun while Fulmer is still the Coach.
2. See Nick Saban hold up the thumb, for National Championships not for vistories over Auburn.
3. Eat raw oysters or a cheeseburger with Jimmy Buffet
4. See a Flogging Molly concert with Schmed.
5. Decline the Republican bid for Governor of Alabama.
6. See those that have tried to harm me get their just reward.
7. Catch a 100lb tuna, a 25lb snapper, and a 35lb grouper in the same day.
8. Learn to speak passable Spanish.
9. Stop wetting the bed.
10. Have sex one time on the beach. In the day time.

 

all of them involve me not doing anything

 

Depending on whom you believe your maker to be, number five might be a problem...

 

Perfect suicide and leave everyone enough money so I am not a burden after my death. That's it.

 

What would be your definition of a perfect suicide?

 

I meant perfect it as in get it right so it won't have to be repeated. I hate botched suicides.

 

Not that I want you to commit suicide or anything. But this looks like a sure fire way to make sure it happens......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxCOkmHcs6w

 

sex on the beach sucks.... sand in ass and or cooter,


I guess I would like to go to my great great great grandchild's wedding. I dont wanna die - ever.

 

You ever heard of a blanket?

 

1. Get some more pussy
2. Get some more pussy
3. Get some more pussy
4. Get some more pussy
5. Get some more pussy
6. Get some more pussy
7. Get some more pussy
8. Get some more pussy
9. Get some more pussy
10. Get some more pussy

Is there anything else a man aspires to do in life?

 

Thats a lot of pussy, be careful your thing might rot off....

 

You are wasting your breath he is like pavlov's dog.

 

as a matter of fact, there is

1. See Alabama embarrass Tennesee at Neyland Stadiun while Fulmer is still the Coach.
2. See Nick Saban hold up the thumb, for National Championships not for vistories over Auburn.
3. Eat raw oysters or a cheeseburger with Jimmy Buffet
4. See a Flogging Molly concert with Schmed.
5. Decline the Republican bid for Governor of Alabama.
6. See those that have tried to harm me get their just reward.
7. Catch a 100lb tuna, a 25lb snapper, and a 35lb grouper in the same day.
8. Learn to speak passable Spanish.
9. Stop wetting the bed.
10. Have sex one time on the beach. In the day time.

 

How do you think he got rabies?

 

oic, well in that case carry on stump....

 

Someone surgically replaced his cheek with a shard of glass to lazily observe salivation trends?

 

I was thinking more along the lines of conditioned responses.

 

So you would rather spend the day on the beach fishing with and fucking Jimmy Buffet in broad daylight while you swhisper "passible" spanish in each others ear?

Or perhaps catching that concert with another "dude" after declining a nomination on the first day you DONT have to change your sheets and burn your mattress in the morning?

Ok. You go do that. I'll be fucking.

 

I would like to do a duet on stage with Shania Twain
If not I will do one with Tom Jones as long as he wears his leather pants :biggrin: