Lomo's NEW TOY!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Jul 7, 2008.

  1. BullGod666

    BullGod666 Member

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    Your avatar is dressed to look like a male, you previously told me to eat you. Two and two being five I called you a homo for the eat me line. It was a joke, I have no way of telling if you're a cockbiter from this distance.
     
  2. moremetal4mepls

    moremetal4mepls New Member

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    Well thanks for the thorough responses, I only ask due to the fact that you are not the first to refer to me as fag. Maybe I should lighten up :rolleyes:
    And I like your name BTW, one of my license plate's reads 666...
     
  3. phatboy

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    Maybe you two should just get a room and clear all this tension out of the way. Im sure you two could snoodle and make up.

    Now wheres the picture of the AK lomo?
     
  4. BullGod666

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    You wanna be invited, don't you? I've never snoodled with a man, maybe you could tell me from your experiences what it's like so I can make an informed decision.. Thanks in advance, Phatboy.
     
  5. phatboy

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    Dont be thanking me. I dont think a 3-way snoodle is possible, but I will have to defer to Dan the pro.

    THIS THREAD IS ABOUT LOMOS GUNS

    NOW DAMMIT QUIT YER QUEER ASS RAMBLIN AND LET HIM GET BACK TO HIS FUCKING GUNS ALL READY.
     
  6. BullGod666

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    Sorry, but you were the one to bring up gay sex phat. It would appear that you have homosexual tendencies ready to burst forth. Now please refrain from your trying to get men into bed and let Lomo talk about guns. :biggrin:
     
  7. Lomotil

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    The AK still hasn't arrived... :mad:

    I'll probably be picking up the Glock (26) on Thursday, and at the next gun show, pick up a model 17 or 19, so I can mod it to work like this nice '18'...

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kBjUDCyDCuI
     
  8. Lomotil

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    And, c'mon... no more snoodling remarks in this thread, geez. We're talking guns, not 3-way male foreskin bonding... :rolleyes:
     
  9. Lomotil

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    And another thing, I'll be honest with you folks... I'm proud of myself tonight. I was pissed the fuck off, and had the Judge on me, and I didn't unload it on the object of my frustration. I'm fucking surprised, even.

    Maybe those Klonopin do work.

    Basically, I managed to back over this cement 'ridge' behind the store (about 18" tall,) and ended up having my 2WD SUV perched atop this fucking ridge, just in front of the right rear wheel, resting on the fucking frame. Wheel completely off the ground.

    I had to walk to a fucking Wal-Mart, buy a shitty pair of plastic 'ramps' and carry them back to the fucking store. Then, figure out a way to jack the back end up (ended up using several methods, several times) - this included wooden blocks below a hydraulic jack that almost tipped on it's side, then a bag of mortar mix on the concrete, a wooden plank atop of it, supporting the jack, etc...

    Ended up jockeying the damn thing back a few times, up one ramp, then off the ground, and I rigged it to where I would go down one ramp and up the other, jump 4-5 inches, clear the fucking ridge, and hopefully at a velocity fast enough to have the vehicle drop before I land on my back bumper, and slow enough so I don't crash into the wall 15 ft. in front of the ridge.

    I made it, and took a bow for the fucking security camera that was pointed straight at the whole fucking ordeal, and honestly... I wanted to blow the fucking shit out of that goddamn cement ridge after I made the jump and cleared it. Had the fucking Judge in my hand, even.

    If nothing else, I'm going to have a funny fucking replay to watch tomorrow at work.

    That, and the reaffirmation of my ability to eat a Rubix Cube and shit it out solved. :rolleyes:
     
  10. moremetal4mepls

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    To be honest it would only be a 2 way male foreskin bonding seeing as i'am not slinging any beef between my legs, but I would watch because i've never seen any crazy shit like that.....
     
  11. phatboy

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    I see that bullgod works for the liberal media....

    :)

    Thats pretty funny lomo, you should post some of that on youtube. then link it here.

    You should have shot it though, just to keep it 'on topic' here.
     
  12. BullGod666

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    Hmmmmmmmmmm, it would have to be a three-way at gunpoint to talk about it in this thread anymore.
     
  13. moremetal4mepls

    moremetal4mepls New Member

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    talk about what?
     
  14. BullGod666

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    anything not involving guns (snoodling, etc.)
     
  15. moremetal4mepls

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    er yeah, I got that..I was being cute
     
  16. BullGod666

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    I knew that but wanted to stress the gun issue.

    That's two posts in a row that you haven't mentioned guns, the thread police will be wanting to talk to you.

    AK-47, AR-15, BAR, Glock
     
  17. moremetal4mepls

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  18. BullGod666

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  19. moremetal4mepls

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    To late! I took my bad ass "potato gun" and shot a tater in my ol mans eye...
    Teach him to prance around in my pandaloonies...
     
  20. phatboy

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    Potato guns kick ass.

    Having potato gun fights kicks more ass. (distance is key) point blank potatos hurt.
     

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