So I have a Dyson

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Jul 25, 2008.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    and I just wanted to say that they are not worth what they cost. So if anyone was ever curious, don't be.
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I used to sell coke to this crack addict that used to steal those, and he would trade me a gram for a dyson. Not a bad deal, they are worth $40. Just keep it CLEAN and mine works great.
     
  3. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    Are you talking vacuum cleaners?
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    no she is talking bukkake, please pay attention!!!
     
  5. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I have the animal hair one and while it does okay on hardwood, it doesn't do the job on the area rug. I have a cheap as hell vacuum that works great on the rug but does shitty on the bare floor, so I have to use two vacuums. Luckily, the were both free.

    I wouldn't ever buy a Kirby because of their shitty pushy sales tactics. Anyone ever have those fuckers at your house? I went off on them and scared one of the guys. You should have seen the look on his face. You have to cuss them and start acting like a nutjob to get them to leave.
     
  6. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    All you have to do is ask them if their product will remove bloodstains from carpet, and they usually proceed to the next house rather promptly...
     
  7. MAJ Havoc

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    I have a Kirby. You got off cheap (that's what I like about you.)
     
  8. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    So the Dyson is sitting in the garage, broken. If I didn't get it out of my sight, it was going to be really broken. It's made with cheap-ass plastic pieces that break easily.

    I bought a Eureka for 90 bucks and it's great. I think I may just suck up the Dyson with it.
     
  9. phatboy

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    So you're saying the Dyson sucks?

    :)
     

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