A funny thing I always wanted to try

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by GAS, Jun 11, 2008.

  1. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    But I just don't have the stones to pull off: Take a shit in a public restroom and just yell and scream like you are in the worst pain of your life. I can picture peoples reactions in my brain and they look fantastic.
     
  2. BullGod666

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    sounds like a great idea. who's gonna know except the friend you have in there videoing it. let us know how it goes
     
  3. Nauseous

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    I think it sounds retarded.

    Apparently you have never been turdbound.
     
  4. Nauseous

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    But it did remind me of using the public bathroom at a hotel once and hearing someone shitting and crying. I left quickly and I didn't know whether to laugh or be concerned.

    It was like, *faaart... boo-hoo-sniff... faaart*
     
  5. whoflungpoo

    whoflungpoo New Member

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    What kind of friend videotapes you taking a shit?
     
  6. BullGod666

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    videoing the reaction of others, pooface
     
  7. DangerousD

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    I can tell you will go far in life. While others contemplate how to make money or score with hot chicks you are steadfastly concentrating on getting your friend to take pictures of you taking a shit. Good show.
     
  8. BullGod666

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    samatter with that doctor dan? obviously there is a large lack of sense of humor today. And I've already gone a lot further in life than you, dangermouse errrrrr dan

    what the fuck is the sense of making all the noise if you can't see others reactions?
     
  9. DangerousD

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    Yes. Yes. You are quite correct. Oh dear. Oh dear. I must go buy some truffles. Please excuse me. Yes that is what I must do. Toodles.
     
  10. BullGod666

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    I must sincerely apologize if I have offended your sensibilities kind sir. Forgive me.
     
  11. phatboy

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    So what exactly would you yell?

    "OH MY GOD, I SHIT MY GUTS OUT"

    Something like that?
     
  12. GAS

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    Damn dude chill the fuck out, it was some random thing I though would be funny. I didn't know it was gonna make sand magically appear in your vagina.
     
  13. GAS

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    Nah no actual words, just the most god awful painful sounds you could make.
     
  14. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    lol ZING!
     
  15. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    the bar bum bastards did this like 10 years ago on their album "the tube bar"


    your sister LOVES the grunting noises I make when she is giving me a good, old fasioned blumpkin. Goddamn can yum yums suck a dick
     
  16. phatboy

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    :)

    You got a 'lol' out of Dwaine. He must have been High.
     
  17. BullGod666

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