have you ever wondered?

any of you, that when you were a kid, and your mom kissed you goodnight, that less than 5 minutes earlier, your dad just blew his fucking loaf in your mom's mouth? I know once i was dating this stripper, she just swallowed not one, but two of my loads, then walked in the other room to tuck her son in, and kissed him goodnight. Im sure that happens a lot.

 

Harlan bust a nut in my mouth before I kissed you last night, Dwaine.

 

goddamn it... again? Fuck but you are so hot though.

 

but hey, you are one of those evil white girls. your just using me to get me to have simulated rape so you can die and put me in prison!!! I knew it!!!!

 

Did Mommy snowball you when you were little?

 

Most good moms put their kids to bed before going down on the neighborhood vagabonds.

Hore.

 

Hehehehehehe.

 

DUDE!

I know you're kidding and all...

But you don't know what it's fucking like to be a brotha!

This shit happens!

I'm forced to strangle white girls all the time because they want my massive black cock!

And - they ask for the strangulation!

I'm like Bill Bixby - always on the fucking run...

 

The kids are asking for it. Flaunting their bodies in thin fabric like this:



Sometimes they even say things like "Pee Pee" and ask for help going to the bathroom.

IT'S A TRAP. BEWARE!

 

I still wear my playboy bunny pjs to bed. I'm such a big kid.

 

is having sex with a pregnant woman a 3 some?

 

What if, what if....you know what really matters here is that SOMEONE'S getting blown.

 

Wow, hello, Samantha. Good to know you're still kicking.

 

Hello.

 

Something just woke me from a dead sleep and then I find that Samanatha is still alive..... coincidence?

 

Go back to sleep Barr-eh. It's all very temporary.

 

Sleep, or you being alive?

I find both are very temporary, relatively speaking of course.