Why do hot chicks hang out with guys in little tiny t-shirts?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DangerousD, Jun 6, 2008.

  1. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    No everyone is smart enough to recognize what "intelligent exercise" is. Most people assume that ANY exercise is good and any lack of exercise is not good.

    It would be a very nice World indeed if everyone was educated about a proper fitness routines and how to make sure things are always in balance.
     
  2. JEFE

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    ...or would it be better if everyone stay put and relaxed on the couch until they were certain? Or until some authority prescribed some exercise regimen?

    I can't believe that you'd be so arrogant as to deride someone else for trying to better themselves.
     
  3. Nursey

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    It's all there if you look for it. Traditional methods of diet, health and excercise have a lot to offer the modern world. And i wasn't discussing what 'societal norms' demand. I was talking about what achieving an optimum state of equilibrium demands.
     
  4. JEFE

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    I think you should write a book. People here would eat that up.
     
  5. Nursey

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    I'm just pointing out the shortcomings of that particular activity and its' outcome. Surely you aren't all that super-pumped that i've offended you? It's ok. I'm skinny. We're all freaks together in here. :)
     
  6. JEFE

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    I am. We should make a porno. Maybe a King Kong theme.

    I hate you :)
     
  7. Nursey

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    I hate your naff, white jeans. :)
     
  8. JEFE

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    On the motorcycle? Those were Khaki colored cargo-type pants, you retard :)

    Who the hell wears white jeans?
     
  9. JEFE

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    Different.
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

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    Im wearing Kahki nautica cargo shorts right now, spooky.

    Honestly, i think most women want fiscal security over a certain appearance of a man.Some of the ugliest, most slovenly motherfuckers in the universe pull hot chicks because they have a pocket full of change. I remember this hot girl I just wanted to talk too, completely ignored me when I first met her. Then after i left, her friend told her i owend the Rock N Roll outlet, and made good money, drove a new Jeep, was going to open a new tattoo shop, ect, and the girl showed up at my shop, the next day and brought me a Picnic lunch to "introduce" herself. Basically, she needed a baby daddy to take care of her son. I ain't the one..
     
  11. Nursey

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    I find your posting style quite agressive for this time of the morning. Are you on steroids or something?
     
  12. JEFE

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    Did they ever find the body?
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

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    what body?
     
  14. Fernando

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    Dwaine is correct about financial security. Girls love money. Then they start looking for other things.

    In the 60's, girls didn't look at bodies, rather if they were in a suit or if they had a nice watch. This showed that they were financially secure. Now that women can support themselves, or so they say, they can look for other things like rock hard abs or a good sense of style.

    Which is weird, cause I have money (about 1.5k in the bank currently, fuck you, it's good for a college student) don't dress like a slob, not even classified as obese (some muscle mass, nothing huge or what could be considered tone) and make sure to smell nice every fucking day (irish spring body wash, no idea if girls like the smell of ireland or not).

    Just
    A. If they are nice in return, they usually have a boyfriend.
    B. They are distant to men, no boyfriend
    C. morbidly obese with a huge butter face and dumb
    D. smokes

    Eh, i'm sure I'll meet someone someday, maybe I should shop at some place besides Kohls.
     
  15. Nauseous

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    You can't be morbidly obese and have a butter face. What the hell would be 'banging'?
     
  16. Nauseous

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    ... besides her thighs.
     
  17. JEFE

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    I was just kidding. I was talking about the girl who showed up at your shop with a picnic lunch, looking to make nice with you. I was asking if the cops ever found her body. Get it? It was a stupid joke.
     
  18. Dwaine Scum

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    oh, they never found "all" of it
     
  19. phatboy

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    JC Penney has a big and tall section I always get the xxl tall.

    Dan wears big shirts so he can look like B-rad. That and he's mad cause a high school drop out makes more money than he does (alot).
     

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