Marijuana May Shrink Parts of the Brain

Aww... little shrunken pot heads... how cute!

http://health.msn.com/health-topics/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100204691&GT=31036

 

But it also removes the part of the brain that makes you give a shit.

Peace, baby.

 

Everything is bad for you if you analyze it to death.

Every time you breathe, you are one breath closer to death.

 

Maybe that's what Ted Kennedy has been doing since his original diagnosis to make it possible for the surgery. When they first announced that he had cancer it was inoperable, but yesterday he had brain surgery while he was awake. Prolly had him breathing from a hookah while they fished around in his head. Bet they found all kinda filthy shit in there.

 

Makes me picture Hannibal feeding that guy his own brain.

 

I was thinking the same thing when they said Kennedy was awake throughout the whole procedure so they could better tell if something was going wrong.

 

I was awake during my vasectomy. It's basically the same thing because I think with my dick.

 

Was your vasectomy covered by insurance? My insurance co. won't pay for one. I think it's like 600 bucks or so out of pocket. It's not horribly expensive, but I'd rather use that money to pay off my Circuit City card.

 

aint ever smoked marijuana nor pot in my lifeteam

 

Fat-n-sassy's Life team:

 

Yes. It's preventative, like fixing a chip in your windshield rather than waiting to have to replace the whole thing. Insurance saves by paying for the snip and avoiding the possiblity of child birth and the subsequent child medical costs.

I guess.

But it's not like it was considered elective aesthetic surgery like my fanny lift or lyposuction. Wonder if my circumcision was covered? I'd have to ask the folks.

 

Hmm... Aetna won't pay for it.

 

BC/BS did. Maybe you could have your husband kicked in the balls by an ostrich. Is there a zoo nearby?

 

you could always go to the local craft store and get an exacto knife and feel for the vas deferens and cut away.
we should market a "Home Vasectomy Kit" with knife, a tube of max strength oragel for numbing and written directions. we could make millions. We could have dan write the directions as he prolly knows about mens balls and such.

 

It's a pretty simple procedure. Add a crochet hook to fish the vas deferens from the incision spot and you're in. The do have home fertility kits at the drug store you could get to see if it "took." I'm tempted to test myself once a year just to make sure it's all good.

 

So what do you call it when your alone, 'studying'?

 

... or I could just not have sex.

 

arent you as thick as shit in the neck of a bottle!? you wood think something like that

i might puff on some sum pink cigar from time to time butt that is not what i mint

 

You could try sex with women.

 

Or join a convent.

Would that be the same thing?