People who stink

I think I need to go crop dust the hallway to share my joy over the delicous buffalo chicken fingers I had for lunch (zaxbys kicks ass).

 

CROP DUSTING: Silently passing gas while walking past others, then quickly vacating the area leaving the others to suffer the ill consequences.

 

I've been busy hunting raccoons and your neighbours' cats.

 

So that food I put out for the cat... are you actually eating it?

 

Yeah, that's me. And I'm the person leaving streaky breath-marks on your windows, from when my face is pressed-up against the glass.

 

So you stand there and watch me lay in bed and watch tv all night? I'll bet thats fun.

 

you all stink, you filthy Puerto ricans

 

Hey, Im not a rican! Damn you!

 

SHUT UP blighter and git back to kleening Tommeh's room. he's had a skinfull and his room looks like a dogs breakfast!!!

 

No, I watch the TV. And I have to say, you don't half watch some shit.

 

Wow I think I want to marry half of you and take the other half to walmart and let loose to see the reactions of each poor soul who -exists- the same day you do.

As for stinky people I, being a gamer girl, get together with all the guys every friday night for a wonderful night of playing DnD (back off or I'll rip out your organs) and drinking Dew, on such occassions several of the 'geekier' men in the group do NOT KNOW HOW TO SHOWER, nor handle a woman in their pressence.

Both. Piss. Me. Off.

With the exception of two men, one in which has a girlfriend who cracks the whip on his odor, and the other whom I adore and thinks he just needs me as a good woman to crack the whip, they all REEK. Luckily for me, I happen to have a bottle of Phoenix Axe spray that, I personally use, rip out and start spraying the SHIT out of their EYEBALLS until they get the picture.

Needless to say most of them keep axe in their vehicles now, and when I just give them that "Look" or my friend, and he looks to them and informs them of their rancid odor they spray down.

As for people I don't know, I want to go get a whole fucking package of those mini bar soaps? You know the ones you get at hotels and shit? And keep them handy so when I walk by, just hand them out and say it is a personal gift, and please, no need to thank me.

JUST USE IT.

Also; on a side note for people trying to get geeky/nerdy caffeine addicts to shower more often there is an invention called "Caffeinated Soap."

Let us hope that it soon will come out with caffeinated deoderant. God of Geeks, Let the world become a better, nicer smelling place....amen.

 

You had me till you pulled out the +2 broad sword.

 

My cousin is a gamer and he would go literally almost an entire week w/o bathing. It was sick.

 

I've known some uber-nerds who just weren't into hygiene. It's hard to fit lengthy D&D sessions, a Turner Classic Moveis film fest, a Public Television telethon, and a shower into a 24-hour day.

 

I'm pretty convinced if I can do everything I need too in a fifteen minute shower and being a woman, those effing nerdy boys can figure it out, too.

Or, I'm going to start drowning people who smell bad. I've had it.

 

Just call them out, like, 'damn you stink, you been screwing a goat?'

If that doesnt embarass them enough to bathe, then find new friends.

 

These ARE my new friends, I've only known them for a bit less then two months.

And trust me..I do call them out..and with a gamer chick in the group you'd THINK they'd pay more damn attention!

 

You need to wear this.



That will set them straight.

 

You buy it for me and consider it done.

I'll even take cute little pictures of me in it.

 

I need to know what size, and does the U.S. Postal Service even go to Utah anymore?