I think I just had the most unusual experience of my life as a Counselor. One of my patients (female) just brought me a bottle full of human teeth. It looks like a full set, with fillings, gold patches and the like. She said that they belonged to her husband, from whom she is actively pursuing a divorce. She offered them to me as evidence that he is crazy. Ummm.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but she's the one carrying a bottle of teeth around, not him. He may have a full set of plastic teeth in his mouth as she is showing you those. Sounds like they're both prolly a half bubble or so off level.
He probably had to have them pulled and kept them for the gold. I say it's evidence his wife is crazy and that you are not above steeling a man's teeth for the gold. case closed.
They're not in a bottle but I have a baggie full of teeth. Not full, but when I was a kid I used to save them when they fell out. I don't really remember actively saving them but I have to assume that's where they came from. I have this box full of all kinds of trinkets and weird random stuff from when I was a kid. Tickets from rides at the board-walk, old chess pieces, broken watches, stuff like that. so yeah, the teeth aren't all that crazy. I mean, not to me.
I could probably make some glass ones that look real, make a graphite mold, well a few different shapes.
"Ikeepmyteefinajarbesidethabed" is a Pakistani cricket player (anyone who's a fan of The 12th Man would get this)
