Wait, are you walking like a dinosaur right now trying not to make any contact with your purple nuts? Because that would be rather hilarious.
No, I'd' liken it more to the way Marty Feldman walked in Young Frankenstein. I've noticed that sprinkling talc on my sac greatly reduces the friction against my inner thigh when I walk, and also prevents it from 'sticking' to the thigh after I've been sitting a while. (When I would get up, my leg would pull the skin and that, obviously, wasn't very comfortable.)
Update: Nut status as of 5/20/08 Swelling drastically reduced. Purple area has spread, starting up the shaft and migrating towards left side of scrotum.
That sucks alot man. I've been kicked in the cunt before and had it turn that dark purple. I never went to the doctor, i just had an ice pack between my legs for the next 2 weeks and i wore extremely loose pants. I sends a hug their way, lol. XD and NOT a mouth hug.... /giggle
Sorry, bro. And for clarification, this was taken in a top-down fashion, that 'ridge' you see is the exaggerated division seam between the testicles. It's not like I'm posting my whole gear, man...
And shit... The doc recommended an icepack, and I haven't made one yet (and it's been 2-3 days)... Thanks for reminding me, Powerman freak... I just might do that tonight.
Lomo, Lomo, Lomo. How could you be so cruel to yourself? I hope your long-term sex life isn't in jeopardy? I remember when I was around 13, I was messing around with a guy named Aaron, who I thought was a cool, older high school guy at 16. He was sucking my breast in his bedroom while our parents were out having a barbecue. I was clueless (even more so than now), and was relying on his experience to do a semi decent job. I was sitting cross-legged and I had my right melon out of my bra. It was good at first, but we heard a knock on the door, and I panicked, jumped, brought my knee up and straight into his chin, causing his teeth to bite down on my poor nipple with a lot of force. My nip was bleeding, and I thought he'd bitten it clean off when I first looked down. Anyhow, after a lot of trouble from my parents, vowing I would be locked in a chastity belt, and Aaron's balls would be dad's new trophy, it ended up being quite a deep bite into my areola. I still have some light scars on my right tit now. P.S. It was Aaron's little punk-ass brother that had knocked on the door.
No, my doc assured me I could masturbate immediately. Sure, there'd be some blood present in my ejaculate, but otherwise, I'd be in full working order. If given the chance, I'm sure I'd have ducked outside the window *(and not bit off your nipple in the process)*
I'm no doctor but that can't be a good color for a nutsack. My nuts crawled up inside just looking at it. good luck
Umm... Okay... If you were to gaze upon them today, it would look like a photo negative of Pepe le Phew. One would notice a near-black stripe down the scrotal division. Something I can't understand, though, is how that 'seam' on the scrotum, that divides the two testes, is pornounced, and looks like something out of a reptilian horror flick.
