Can't go number 2 in a public bathroom. I'm not nervous or anything, just I go crazy constipated whenever I am in one. No matter how much fiber I have.
I try not to use public restrooms at all, but if I have to poop bad enough, I'll do it and courtesy flush as the turds hit the water. I can't #1 or #2 if anyone is in there though.
It has to be a bona-fide emergency. And if I do, I take two wads of wet paper towels, one with soap, and scrub the fuck out of the seat before I touch it. I used to make neat TP seat covers, but it's too time consuming, and the first time you move, the cover is compromised. At work, there is an access door to the plumbing on the back wall of the handicapped stall. I've got a secret stash of disinfectant in there, so I don't mind shitting while I'm on the clock.
I prefer to shit at work, I mean, if I shit at home its free, if I shit at work I be getting paid. I dont think I have IBS, I think I am on a fifo system, so if I eat I am going to be shitting within about a half hour. So I plan accordingly....but when it hits the turnpike aint a whole lot you can do about it.
wow... i have no problem taking a crap anywhere. when i gotta go i gotta go. strange comming from a girl aye? lol. I used to have problems when i was a kid, but i'm over it now.
The courtesy flush I do that to. Other than nasty ass retards that piss on the lid bathroom stench is the worst. I honestly think some people are proud of their shit stench. I have a weak gag reflex when it comes to that.
I think the worse thing, other than the poo artist, is the freaking uni-b0mber. I went into the mens room at the sports authority the other day and it looked like someone put a brown foot long sub in the toilet, I have no idea how someone could push that out of their body. There should have been a dead body laying over on the floor beside the john.
Reminds me of when I worked at a jail. There was this inmate that looked like one of those trolls except about 5'7" tall. He was in isolation with 4 other guys that were ready to kill him. He clogged the toilet with a turd. It was like a freaking football. I had never seen anything like it but was suspecting they were just trying to stink up the place so as to not get inspected. I made him chop it to smaller pieces with a plastic spoon and then flush it down. That guy was a freak of nature I'm telling you.
Welcome to the board, please take note, we are very understanding, however we are not big fans of the LOL. We love the HORE, and yes this is the best site EVAR.
.... ... ... you make me a sad sad panda. sigh... you will learn that I am who I am and you cant change me so get used to how I type and communicate because I'm not changing for you or for anyone else. If you dont like LOL then dont look at it. Lets be mature people here and allow people to be themselves.
what do you mean 'told to be' who is telling you? I am being kind and gentle. I've posted flat out that i'm an asshole already. if you cant take the criticism get off the internet....
Phatboy is full of shit and we suspect suffering from mild retardation. You are in fact fulfilling your fugly obligation by rubbing his dumb ass the wrong way. In fact LOL is fugly as is LOLZ and LOLOLOLO(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL were brought into their own as has been accomplished on no other sites by Whipone and MyfriendWhipone. If you can suceed in annoying the shit out of people with it you are on your way to belonging right here among the other retards.
What I was referring to was that fugly, a.k.a. jefe, asked us to be more polite to new posters. Dan is a middle school janitor by day who likes to post medical information he finds on web MD. Then he likes to act like he is a doctor, or nurse, not sure which he is going for. At night he is the jizz mopper at a local rub and tug near the airport in lexington. He likes to 'mop' with his tongue. If you are an asshole then you should fit right in.
