Well the economy is in pretty bad shape so we will allow you your booger eating. It's the sodomy and cum drinking that we cannnot condone. It's just not natural and we don't want you living in our country.
I always thought boogers tasted a little like imitation cheese. Ear wax tastes just like celery. I tasted it once and that was enough. I hate celery.
And just to clarify, I only ate a booger when I was a kid and I thought it tasted like that "cheese food" stuff. Like generic store brand cheese singles.
Boogers can be a source for iron, if you do alot grinding at work like i do. you know the ones. theyr alll black and crunchy. sometimes they taste like pennies or sunscreen.
If your boogers are green, you have a sinus infection. Boogers are supposed to be clear. (Random fact)