Baconators

oh its getting less

 

Cognitive dissonance much? Reading that made me feel like I was on acid.

 

no, not at all, Just trying to help out a younger guy so he doesn't turn out to be a huge fat piece of shit like I am. Sorry if that offended you

 

Why don't you stop trying to impress us with those big words!! Jeff!!! You giant puss ball. Godamnnit!!!!

 

Dwaine has a conscious. This is a plot twist unlike any other.

If anything, this thread is pretty epic. Seems people go crazy on mine or nothing at all.

 

no, i need you thin so i can pimp you out to old NAMBLA faggots

 

There's the dwaine we know and love.

 

I actually had one of these today, first fast food I've eaten in like 2 years.

I was in the middle of a deck job so I sent one of my underlings to go get some gas and food and this magical burger was brought to me.

 

I know right, it's balls to the wall tasty.

 

Im sure it taste awesome, and it looks really good, but the next day after you eat one, yuo feel like sluggish shit, and you crave another to get the endorphines to kill the blah feeling you have. Fast food truly is a vicious circle opiate. Now if you make a bacon burger from fresh ingrediaents, yeah its not "good" for you, but you dont get the processed chemicals, and I bet i can make a burger a bajillion times tastier than wendy's

 

I'm sure you could, but I know for a damn fact you could never top Ruby Tuesday. Those burgers are the stuff of legend.

 

*sighs* yeah I could. there is a lot you don't know about me. You still want to goto Comicon this year? I mean you are welcome, but me and my friends are still going to rape you in the parking lot afterwards.

 

Comicon would be a whole lot of fun, unfortunately, my friends are sort of set on going to the animecon. Which is funny, none of us even watch anime.

 

I have vendor passes, Ill have like 3 (one for me and two extra) I ain't getting your wetback friends in to fuck up my companies deposit. but Ill slide you in for a day or two, and then rape afterwards

 

P.S. if oyu lay off the god-damned taco bell. you live in California for christ sake. goto a god-damned taquiria and get tacos alpastor. bot a fucking Chilito (dog food burrito)

 

*points to location* Kind of far away.

And no, I'm not a wetback. Don't know how many times I gotta go over this.

 

I thought you were in LA, my bad, and shut up beaner you will always be a filthy Latrine-o to me.

 

All this talk and I STILL can't finish a baconator in a single sitting.

Find me a local 'hole-in-the-wall' Mexican restaurant, and I'll gladly down carne guisada tacos until the place closes (or my B.A.L. prevents me from driving home) - you wanna talk about good grub, you can't fucking beat these rodent-populated local joints.

 

Viva los Taquiria!!! you'll have to take me to (a Texan) one when I get to Texas

 

I make burgers that make Ruby Tuesdays taste like school food.

I dont even sprinkle them with crack dust like mcdonalds does.....