I got your message but I have vowed never to talk on the phone again. I'm glad you're alright. How are you doing? What exactly did they take out or put back in this time? Are you interested at all in setting a goal to run a marathon or some other event? I think it's safe to say we'd all support and sponsor you in any kind of an effort like that. Actually, that's a pretty good idea. If all the fuckups here set a goal like that and worked toward it together, we could actually accomplish something and even better ourselves in the process. Fugly Olympics, anyone? They'd certainly be 'special'.
Before you even say it, "Power Drinking" is out. I hold the Gold medal in that and it can't be taken away.
I wish you the best! Your wish is my Command! Best wishes and I will now post the dwarves book to share it with all of yeah in another thread. You will be well.....
So what happened? Come on, we have no secrets here. Did they accidentally take your spare nut or what?
It wasn't an accident. He went in to have the telfon nut upsized, and they botched the procedure. Dwiane is now Dwainelle. Thats really not a big deal if you think about it. Dwaine was the perfect candidate for sex reassignment surgery. He already had the tits and the micro-penis.
it may be micro, but I sure had to punch you in the fucking ace to keep your lips off of it. Luckily Joe came along and I don't have to worry about you trying to suck the balls out o my pants
Judging by that, I still believe Dwaine has twice the balls that most of us here do. The one that remains is the size of a volleyball, I'm sure of it. Either that or he had a couple extra ones that no one knew about. Apparently, more balls = less ability to spell, but who'd cuonting?
I need to get up to NC just to meet Dwaine. Ive been up that way 4 or 5 times the last couple of months. Going Skiing and what not. My mom lives outside of Boone, so we always hit that place up when we are up there. Maybe he and I could get a couple of 22s of OE and see what kind of trouble we can find. Once he gets all healed up....I cant be carrying his big ass around....
