Every so often at the theater we get this guy that comes in. Unlike other customers, he scrunches up his chin, is balding and has his eyes wide open constantly. Now we call him Mr. Fresh Stuff for a reason, because he's the dumbest fuck we've met at the theater. Whenever he orders popcorn, he always asks for "The Fresh stuff", or the popcorn that just popped. Now this is a fairly standard request, except for the fact that even if you get him that popcorn he still goes on to say "I want the fresh stuff" to which he will reject the popcorn you got until you get him more, regardless or where it came from. It'll usually take about 3 times for him to finally stop bickering (literally, you just have to walk over to a warmer, stand there for 10 seconds and walk back) until he finally is content with it. Now it doesn't end here for a nickname. He is also profusely racist. A black employee was cleaning counters and while he was getting butter he said "What's up my brother" and proceeded to hold out his fist, waiting for a pound. Ordered nachos then said that a mexican employee probably loved them. And from what we have noticed, he'll never walk up to an asians drawer, even if he has to wait. He knows they are open and there, just he won't do it.
This guy seems pretty funny. He probably doesnt trust the asian chicks. Or it could be schmed and he is just nervous around them. So do you love the nachos?
That's a really cultured snack bar. His nickname reminds me of a guy we used to call "Cool Breeze". We called him that because 1) he always wore mesh tank tops and 2) he worked on the air conditioner unit.
It really is, we refer to some customers by what actor they look like. Such as 1. Bruce Willis guy 2. Morgan Freeman guy 3. John Cusack guy 4. My big fat manager (who hates fat people ironically)
I remember when I started as a clerk at the Porno stores. We had nicknames for ALLLLLLL the queens, Toejoe (looked like Tojoi from the propaganda posters) The Cap'n - I swear his haircut, and blue eyes, looks like Cap'n crunch jumped off a the box to come to the porno store to suck a strangers cock in the back of the porno store WHOREhey - The Gay Mexican (speaks for its self) Hong Kong Chewy Motherfucker spoke no english, but understood that if he went in the little booth, some weirdo would come in and suck his dick and finger his butthole and leave him a twenty dollar bill. He is the 1990's superhero alternative The Wad Goblin (do you guys want to hear that story again?) I could literally go on for hours on the antics of those sexual deviants.
