Dark chocolate is good for your heart

Discussion in 'Medical Advice' started by Nauseous, Apr 5, 2008.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    So eat it. It's also good for diarrhea.
     
  2. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    It kills dogs pretty well too.
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    causing or stopping?
     
  4. Joeslogic

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    Color enhancement.

    Discovery Health had a guy who was constantly nauseous tonight. He had a type of positional (insert medical term for dizzy here).

    It was interesting though his brain had leaked into his ear canal.

    They called it ....ah something like incephi (insert latin word for brain in ear canal here)
     
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  5. Nauseous

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    Stopping it.

    I hated dark chocolate but then I got some Dove Promises Dark Chocolate and loved them and then I started reading about cocoa flavonoids and how good they were for your heart. I guess the cocoa beans can limit the development of fluids that cause diarrhea. I ate a bunch of them after my colonoscopy and passed out sitting up with chocolate all over my face. At least I think it was chocolate...
     
  6. phatboy

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    I dont know why, but that struck me as very funny.
     
  7. Nauseous

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    Mastoid Encephlocele?

    The medical term for dizzy is dizzy. There is also vertigo. All vertigo is dizziness but not all dizziness is vertigo. Vertigo is the false sense of movement. Dizziness can be all kinds of other feelings like faintess and even giddiness. I suffer from vertigo and it sucks.
     
  8. Nauseous

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    It couldn't have been... you know... poop. I was totally flushed out. Nulytely is like drano for your bowels.
     
  9. Joeslogic

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    Might be it I'm suprised if you have not seen every episode of that show. I actually enjoy it sometimes.
     
  10. Nauseous

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    If it was 'Mystery Diagnosis', I have seen it.
     
  11. MAJ Havoc

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    I had a labrynthitus type of inner ear infection that made me sick for about 4 days. I lay in bed for days and lost 6 pounds. That's sickest I've ever been.
     
  12. Nauseous

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    Labyrinthitis is some bad a-double-s stuff!

    I don't know what my deal is. I think I have MAV (migraine associated vertigo).

    Sufferers often describe chronic dizziness and dysequilibrium in the form of a "rocking" sensation when still, recurrent episodes of rotational vertigo, chronic daily headaches, migraine headaches, light sensitivity, poor visual acuity and other changes in vision, visual "snow", nausea and severe motion intolerance. Many of these symptoms cannot be objectively observed or tested for, so physical and neurological examinations (including neuroimaging) are often completely normal. Patients generally do not have all of these symptoms - in fact those with chronic dizziness have quite often not experienced acute rotational vertigo or even a migraine headache.
     

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