Do It Yourselfers - BEWARE OF THIS SCAM! For those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Ladies, you may want to forward this on to men you know. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works. Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be looking out for this scam.
It wasnt' funny it was fucking retarded. I am going to give Shmed the benefit of the doubt and assume he was being sarcastic. In fact it is one of the most fucking retarded things ever posted here and that is saying alot.
I got scammed by some guy trying to wash my windows using his dick as a squeegee. Actually, he got scammed because I turned the windshield wipers on and stole his wallet.
That really hurt damn it. Do you know how long it took me to grow back the pubes that got ripped from my ball bag.
You know you are in the .0001% if you don't go or haven't gone to strip clubs. So your statement is pretty meaningless. Additionally, it is actually less expensive to shove a couple of ones into a strippers pooner (about 20 bucks) if you don't get a lap dance than to go out drinking (40-60 bucks). Also what do you think you are doing when you take a girl to a nice restaurant the only difference is she may not wind up getting naked and it costs alot more than a couple of bucks to get her tits in your face. .
I dont like cock teases, hence I dont goto strip clubs. Its also cheaper to rent a porno and the porno goes all the way and doesnt throw you out for messing over yourself. Actually its cheaper to download a porno.. but thats for another story.
a porno is a piece of celluloid it doesn't compare with a good strip club. There is no way I would or ever have "messed on myself" without actually having sex so that must be where you and I differ. I have had a stripper tell me I had a big dick and ask me to straighten it out while getting a lap dance so that she could grind it more while she was naked.
I have gone to strip clubs, and I always feel bad for the chick. Dont ask me why, I think it has to be about the most demeaning thing a person can do, I dont mind throwing a couple of bucks at them because I feel bad for them. I always picture them going home to their trailer with two or three kids running around. I'm married, so I pay a lot to see a chick naked. The only difference is when I fall asleep I dont worry about her cleaning my wallet out, or stealing the tv. Plus I have two great kids. A nice house, with almost everything I want, a nice truck, a nice car, she has a nice car, the kids are in a magnet school, I am pretty content. I dont wake up alone in the morning feeling unloved. If Im lucky I wake up in the morning and she's feeling on my 'love'. Which always makes the day great, cause no matter how bad your day is, you got some for breakfast..... And I also think you are crazy if you think 99.999% of men go to, or have gone to, strip clubs. The difference between taking a girl to dinner/movie you actually have a chance to sleep with her. The chances of you going to the strip club and getting lucky are about 1,000,000 to 1. Then you have to worry about catching AIDS or Hep. Not to mention her pimp. I guess I just have more respect for women than you.
You're married. I'm not. Strippers like to party. I believe strippers have strong sex drives. Demeaning is a value you choose to put on it. Just like when guys go around trying to fuck girls and then call them sluts if they actually act like they like sex. You are placing your own bullshit values on them. I am a believer in free will and don't act as though females are so dumb as to be actually "demeaned" just because you say or someone else says it's demeaning. Bottom line is I'm a libertarian
