The FINAL Chapter in "The Squirter" story...

Shit... Where to begin...

Easter Sunday.

I leave town, and talk to her on my way out. This is mid-morning, when she usually gets off work. She says she's going home to get some sleep.

5:00PM: I get a call from her daughter, wondering if she's at my pad. (which, would not be possible, as she only has a key to get in if I'm actually there and don't have the other two locks engaged.)

10:00PM: I get back into town and after trying to call her, end up calling the daughter. She is at home, and there's no sign of her mom.

11:30PM: Finally talk to her, she says she's at home, going to take a shower and running late for work.

11:31PM: A call to her daughter (as if I hadn't spoken with her mom) confirms the fact that she's not at home.

11:32-11:35PM: "Blow'd up dem two phones she has" until she answers...

The Conversation:

Sparing the rest of the details, I will just say that her old ass has found an even older guy that works with her, that is pretty much in her situation (aging, and looking for someone younger), and I caught the bitch red-handed as soon as the whole thing started.

Now, a few ideas have been popping up on my "Monte Cristo" agenda of revenge, but I'd hoped to ask the Fugly elite on ways to handle (and inflict the most pain/shame) as possible on this lying, cheating, fossil of a woman...

Now, I've got pictures and videos of her doing all sorts of things with me, and I'm tempted to exploit them... Should I go that route, or should I just fuck her hot daughter?

I'll entertain any ideas at this point, and I know this is the place to get them...

 

you should post the videos and photos. Then film her daughter doing similar stuff and post that as well

 

Rob beat me to it, but I say, give the bitch AIDS

 

What, you want him to let you sleep with her?

I like Robs idea, just tag the daughter and then post the videos side by side, so you can compare styles. Make sure the videos dont have your face in them, then Spam email the company the links to the 'show'. You just need some really good back ground music. Maybe "Stacies Mom" or "Mother".

Unless her hot daughter is really good, then you just keep hammering it over at their house. Walk around the house ass naked and be like "Oh, I think she humped my back out, that's the last time she does the reverse cowboy on me for that long, my junks bending the wrong way now. Hey smell my thumb, what do you think that is??"

 

I got the impression this was all just about booty calls nothing serious.

I would not worry about it and if the daughter is hot I'd go after that also.

The way I see it you have a steady piece on the side from now on even if she and you both go seperate ways.

But I'll have to see all the footage in ordser to make a more educated decision.

 

Posting video that someone trusted you to keep private is just wrong.

I have a feeling that is exactly why you will do it.

 

Cross "archaeologist" off your list as a future career.

Get tested for a plethora of STDs and move on. Also, throw away your mattress, disinfect your house and change that lock.

I 'slummed' years ago and it all backfired on me too. Everyone knows that you're better than that, so buck up and go play with someone your own age!

Wuv,

Pukey

 

I wanna see the porn.

Send me the porn.

Thank you.

 

TRANSLATION:

Show us your wang.

 

Shhh

 

Maybe these stills will tide you over:

 

Man she is so old, she squirts dust. Nah seirously I just wanna compare my wang to Lomo's

 

Bang her daughter without mercy.

 

I say when you have sex with a much older woman they usually don't expect that you should care if they are spreading it around. They assume you were just having a booty call. After all you are having sex with a much older woman. Most people would be glad to keep it as the occasional desperate booty call which says something about you. Why even post it here. You had sex with an old woman. I once had sex with a fat girl I had just met after getting very drunk. Did I care what she did the next night?. No. Did I really ever want to see her again? No. Did she ever want to or expect to see me again? I don't think so. I mostly did it because I was drunk and it seemed like a novelty at the time. I don't think if you asked me her name in the middle of it I could have told you what it was. I met her just before the bar closed and went back to her place. I was not however drunk enough to not use a rubber. Also I must admit I had to work pretty hard to get it up with her a being a big tub of goo and me being drunk. She did however have a fairly pretty face and did everything I told her to do. I was just wondering what it would be like. I wasn't impressed and I doubt it will happen again. That will be 50 dollars.

Dr. Dan MD

 

First thing I did Sunday night was buy (and install) a new lock.

Will be going in for the STD tests asap.

I think I'll keep the mattress, though... For sentimental value. It still has that 'waterbed' feel to it...

 

And what's with everyone wanting to see my wang?

 

I dont, I wanted to see some strumpet being a slut, and her daughter... being a slut. Pukey turned it around into a gay thing, perhaps she had a transference moment and it was she who really wanted to see your shwing-shwong.

I've seen loads of porn anyway, the cocks dont interest me, I'm focusing on the girl being a total hooer

 

C'mon, I didn't even want to see it untill you wouldn't show the damn thing...what's wrong wtih it?? Is it all mutated and shit!?! Like Toxic Avenger!?

 

Please be aware that "everyone" does not include me.

 

You blowin out her daughters' spine yet?