Nursey, that's the only laugh I have had this week, and I love you for it. And I love Dwiane too. I am really glad he lived, cause I don't have a suit that fits right now, which means I would have had to wear jeans to his funeral which would be embarrassing.
As long as they're tight-fitting, you can still ride the mechanical bull at the honkey-tonk bar afterwards. And Dwaine, I still have that wetback slave girl locked in my cellar, so as soon as you give me the word...
I continue to gain girth, so tight fitting is a given. And, I think it's cruel of you to refer to Nauseous as a "mechanical bull."
Get an inflammatory bowel disease and you will lose weight. I've been hovering around 130 and haven't weighed that for 5 years.
Sorry that you feel like shit. I figured that you would. An upper GI? I really enjoy the strawberry flavor (not really). I think they confuse scent with flavor. It's strawberry scented liquid chalk.
I had the study, everything looks okay, but I puked Barrium for 5 hours, and pissed out my asshole ever sense
Cool. Goddamn. You can't hold anything down. That barium will make your shit white. You should be pissing white out of your ass.
