I double dog dare Dan....

I double dog dare Dan to prove that he -

1. Is straight.

2. Is a Doctor.

3. Is a high school graduate.

4. Is not attracted to children.

5. Has a driver license.

Dan, please offer a shred of proof for any of the above mentioned concerns.

 

As I've said on numerous occassions you all were the ones coming up with the doctor thing. I was just playing along. I in fact have been a member of the Hells Angels since the late 80's.

 

Mascot or Biker's Bitch?

 

Come on doctor phil you have one of the gayest jobs of all time. All that extra cellulite on your body is converting what little testosterone you have into estrogen. You may even be suffering from polycystic ovarian syndrome.

 

....says a guy that gets paid to stick his finger up men's butts.

 

You just said I wasn't a Doctor. Anyway if I was a Doctor instead of being with the Hells Angels at least I would be doing it for money whereas you just do it for fun.

 

So you are a 'man-whore', and Barry is a slut.

 

Survey includes base salaries, net income or hospital guarantees minus expenses

June, 2003 - Present




SPECIALTY Years 1-2 >3 Max
Allergy/ Immunology $158,000 $221,000 $487,000
Ambulatory $ 80,000 $112,000 $152,000
Anesthesiology: Pediatrics $ 283,000 $311,000 $378,000
Anesthesiology: General $207,000 $275,000 $448,000
Anesthesiology: Pain Management $315,000 $370,000 $651,000
Cardiology: Invasive $258,000 $395,000 $647,000
Cardiology: Interventional $290,000 $468,000 $811,000
Cardiology: Noninvasive $268,000 $403,000 $599,000
Critical Care $187,000 $215,000 $320,000
Dermatology $ 195,000 $308,000 $452,000
Emergency Medicine $192,000 $216,000 $295,000
Endocrinology $171,000 $187,000 $260,000
FP (with OB) $182,000 $204,000 $241,000
FP (w/o OB) $161,000 $135,000 $239,000
FP - Sports Medicine $ 152,000 $208,000 $363,000
FP - Urgent Care $ 128,000 $198,000 $299,000
Gastroenterology $265,000 $349,000 $590,000
Hematology/Oncology $181,348 $245,000 $685,000
Infectious Disease $154,000 $178,000 $271,000
Internal Medicine $154,000 $176,000 $238,000
IM (Hospitalist) $161,000 $172,000 $245,000
Medicine/Pediatrics $139,000 $168,000 $271,000
Medical Oncology $198,000
$257,000 $455,000
Neonatal Medicine $286,000 $310,000 $381,000
Nephrology $191,000 $269,000 $447,000
Neurology $180,000 $228,000 $345,000
Obstetrics/Gynecology $211,000 $261,000 $417,000
Gynecology $159,000 $213,000 $358,000
Maternal/Fetal Medicine $286,000 $322,000 $610,000
Occupational Medicine $139,000 $185,000 $290,000
Ophthalmology $138,000 $314,000 $511,000
Ophthalmology Retina $280,000 $469,000 $716,000
Orthopedic Surgery $256,000 $342,000 $670,000
ORS - Foot & Ankle $228,000 $392,000 $791,000
ORS - Hand & Upper Extremities $288,000 $459,000 $770,000
ORS - Hip & Joint Replacement $330,000 $491,000 $715,000
ORS - Spine Surgery $398,000 $670,000 $1,352,000
ORS - Sports Medicine $266,000 $479,000 $762,000
Otorhinolaryngology $194,000 $311,000 $516,000
Pathology $169,000 $321,000 $610,000
Pediatrics $135,000 $175,000 $271,000
Pediatrics - Cardiology $145,000 $282,000 $607,000
Pediatrics - Critical Care $196,000 $259,000 $398,000
Pediatrics - Hematology/Oncology $182,000 $217,000 $251,000
Pediatrics - Neurology $175,000 $189,000 $362,000
Physiatry $169,000 $244,000 $313,000
Podiatry $128,000 $168,000 $292,000
Psychiatry $149,000 $169,000 $238,000
Psychiatry - Child and Adolescent $158,000 $189,000 $265,000
Pulmonary Medicine + Critical Care $215,000 $288,000 $417,000
Radiation Oncology $241,000 $385,000 $787,000
Radiology $201,000 $354,000 $911,000
Rheumatology $179,000 $229,000 $378,000
Surgery - General $226,000 $291,000 $520,000
Surgery - Cardiovascular $336,000 $515,000 $811,000
Surgery - Neurological $354,000 $541,000 $936,000
Surgery - Plastic $237,000 $412,000 $820,000
Surgery - Vascular $270,000 $329,000 $525,000
Urology $261,000 $358,000 $619,000

 

I am happy just to make more than you.

Lots more.*





*Unless you count the money you make in the truck stop parking lot.

 

Well, uhhh...fight brewing...

Badass NMH music
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9TX9o6uZnEs&feature=related

 

Why don't you go back to impersonating a psychiatrist or play with your anatomically correct dolls or something?

 

Lame. No Zing. Try again.

 

You're going to have to give him some pointers on the whole 'impersonating' bit, Michelle...

 

Z, Z, z.....nah, it has been used too many times in this thread already.

 

It wasn't a Zing, it was just the truth.

 

Oh, I wasnt going to zing it, I was just sleeping at work.

 

He's right, I wasn't going for a Zing.

 

Do you ever worry you might accidentally copy something new to your clipboard and not have this at the ready to paste into every fucking thread on this site?

 

I'm glad Barry and Dan finally have there very own thread to flame each other in instead of destroying everyone else's.

 

Do I detect a wee bit of sarcasm, or is that cynisism? Yea, I know I cant spell, but I think that makes it all the better.