Scott Baio Is 46...

and I don't really give a fuck.

Scott Baio is 47... (someone finish this for me. It's a game I like to play)

 

and stills suck dick like 16.

Scott Baio is 48...

 

and has saggy man tits.
Scott Baio is 49...

 

And still taking it from behind,

Scott Baio is 50......

 

And Pukey thinks thats just nifty.

Scott Baio is 51.

 

Let's face it dude cashed in and in is known to have fucked every single playmate in the late 1980's and was subsequenlty temporarily banned from the playboy mansion as a result. Also Pamela anderson, Heather locklear, and other supermodels. Yeah he was portrayed as a doucebag by his publicity machine but who really cares what the general public thinks. I am by no means a fan of his work but I have to admire the way he cashed in and copulated with numerous supermodels and semi-celebrity sluts.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Baio

 

YOU RUINED OUR GAME!!!

 

And Dan needs to chew on the business end of a gun.

Scott Baio is 52.......

 

and who the fuck is Scott Baio again?

 

Scott Baio is 53

And just got ran over by a tractor and trailer. They think they can put him back together again but will live in a great deal of pain.

 

Yeah, I was looking for tragic stuff.

Scott Baio is 54...

and a widow and grandfather

That'd make his kid pregnant at 8 years old

 

Scott Baio is 55 and still in extream pain.

 

Scott Baio is 56 and wouldnt give Hugh Heffner a reach around.

 

Rude bastard!

Scott Baio is 57 and fell down and cannot get up. All those little mansion puppy dogs are humping him. *you would have to see the tv series*

 

Scott Baio is 58...

and bankrupt

 

Scott Baio is 59........

....and got a nose bleed after snorting a line

 

Quit rhyming shit.

Scott Baio is 60...

and has COPD.